Ding ding ding ding....we have a WINNA!!

You've got my vote timbo :D

 

I think he was taking the ****, timbo. I posted the pic in case he wasn't......he is from NSW . They're not to "bright" up there.....bright.......torch....hahahaha O Gomez....you've done it again.... :p

 

:D

It was Mel Brooks. "ditch" was "open sewer" but close enough..

And this definition from someone (Brooks again perhaps???):

To make the average person laugh you dress a stunt man up as a little old lady and push him down a hill in a wheelchair into the rush hour traffic.

To make a professional comedian laugh it has to be a real little old lady.

 

So was I...but, see, he's a lawyer; knows all about the law but nothing about justice, price of everything but value of nothing, etc.....it's possible, just possible ...given his dipstick problems....a flashlight might be something of awe and beauty for him :D

 

I've just realised there was a typo in this sentence.......quite apt, really

 

Oh der, guys. :p

Of course I know what a maglite is. I've got one in my glovebox and really do use it to replace my dipstick - can't see down there any other damn way.

Hmm, given the tone of this thread, I wonder how many double entendres you can all see in that admission? :D

 

How can you say that with a straight face given your own contribution to this rapidly becoming sick little thread. Poor labrat - he had no idea what was going to happen I reckon.

Friday arvos seem to bring out the worst in me. :D

 

Yes, but at least our maglites aren't 'mini' versions! :p

Somebody stop me - I've gone out of control.

 

Although we've had some valiant efforts, I reckon Azza should win for the right combination of **** while keeping the subject identifiably RX8.

But Timbo, yours is so good it's scary. Are you sure you're not writing Mills and Boons under a nom de plume?

 

No...perhaps I should It's just when the alternative is staring at gantt charts and project cost schedules....one's imagination tends to....wander :p

 

I've retired that red Maglight, BTW. I've moved on to an Ultrastinger, made by Streamlight. Rechargeable and 70,000 odd candlepower. Brighter than a NSW silk, and will last for over an hour. Eleven and three quarter inches long....... :D

http://www.streamlight.com/stinger-s...ifications.htm

 

Timbo gets my vote so far. Just by a.... hair... of course...

I would heartily recommend checking out some of the delights on offer at Labrat's link to anyone who didn't do so.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

Bulwer-Lytton's offerings are good, and there's some entertaining quizes to see if you can tell the difference between B-L and Dickens, or between fakes and "real" modern art.

And the bad sex writing is quite eye popping!

 

Have to start calling Gomez "Mailman" I reckon. He always delivers!

ROFL :D :D

 

Damn, just re-read my entry and.... the speeling mestakes meeks me cringe.

I work for a publishing house see.... the first thing we learn is to pass everything to the editors :D

Damn funny one from Timbo.

FYI at night I am up to my armpits in compliancy reglulations for IT systems. I only WISH i could divert myself to something more... "entertaining"

 

Oh dear, there is a line somewhere, but where it is in relation to the soft ****, I dunno.

This moderating is way too hard.

Cheers,
Hymee.

 

What ****? eh? Oh yeah..... Lock & Load's priapismic fantasies

 

hahaha, I got the joke Hymee......

 

Got that one too Timbo! Viagra will do that to you you know! :D :D