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Old 04-02-2007, 07:33 PM
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Kall, this isn't the bullshit thread
Old 04-02-2007, 09:44 PM
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You sure you haven't described yourself enough yet?
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Thats ok.

I'm really a man. A man with a big fat............................................... ..................... hummer.

I believe you .
Old 04-03-2007, 07:16 AM
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I am now the richest woman in the whole wide world!!


Nah well it's a nice dream.....


Oh yeah....Joe Bailey is my personal stylist and I am going overseas to try and get rid of my drug habit at a very expensive health spa...it's rumoured that Britney was there just last week.....but she didn't like the decor!

Is this sounding like New (NO) Idea or what!!!

Full moon tonight peoples....lock up your rotors!!

Oh yeah and while I am on my soapbox....Muzda what in the name of god knows what is that....I should bitch slap that woman she puts us to shame .......rectangular rotor......mutter mutter.......
Old 04-03-2007, 04:52 PM
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....Muzda what in the name of god knows what is that....I should bitch slap that woman she puts us to shame .......rectangular rotor......mutter mutter.......
Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!

I'll supply the jelly pit!
Old 04-03-2007, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MissyK
$8k worth of jelly Dave? hahahahahhaha
Now that's what I call value for money!
Old 04-04-2007, 04:08 AM
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Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!

I'll supply the jelly pit!
OMG you are the second person to mention jelly wrestling.....I was asked if the rumour doing the rounds was true..I asked what rumour....dumb me.....apparently one of my not so reputable competitors has mentioned he has seen my name on a billboard for jelly wrestling...and a customer asked me if this was true....no BULLSHIT. I blushed and said....no this must be a mistake I'm not that type of girl! Well unless I sleep walk and jelly wrestle that is???

No I would prefer a good old handbags at 50 paces. But honestly where do they get these women from? It's like the one off the Drive show...come on peeps don't insult us with some person who does us no justice.

STOP THE PRESS!! Complained to Channel 10 and they are giving me my very own car show, I can have any guest I like so off we go to see Missy!!

Since this I have been approached to drive in Bathurst can you believe it!

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Old 04-04-2007, 08:56 PM
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hehehehehe.

Knew you were into jelly wrestling Julia.
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I am not an animal
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I am not a vegetable....
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I am not a mineral.....
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What am I???

Can't wait for the responses to this one.......
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I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral,
I know the Kings of England and I quote the fights historical,
from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
about binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful facts about the square and the hyponteneuse.

So if you're not a plant, a being of animaculous or a pile of rocks
perhaps you're just a paradox!

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I AM SPARTAR
Old 04-12-2007, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Cromax
I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral,
I know the Kings of England and I quote the fights historical,
from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
about binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news,
With many cheerful facts about the square and the hyponteneuse.

So if you're not a plant, a being of animaculous or a pile of rocks
perhaps you're just a paradox!
You crack me up!!! Well done for typing all that!!!
Old 04-12-2007, 06:09 AM
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Hahaha ... I was singing it while I was typing too. I always mess up the second line of the first verse of that song.
Old 04-12-2007, 07:12 AM
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I dunno ... whatchya gonna do for me?
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I have an RX-8.........
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Hahaha ... well I have a 1968 Ferrari Berlinetta in that lovely metallic green colour.


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