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Getting up the ranks fluctuates because there are some real guns out there, but the average is.....
Senior Constable - 5 years
Sergeant - 10 years
Senior Sergeant - 15 - 20 years
*Inspector - 20 - 25 years
* If you see a very dark haired Inspector out there...they are either one of those 'guns' or have a very good hairdresser!
Senior Constable - 5 years
Sergeant - 10 years
Senior Sergeant - 15 - 20 years
*Inspector - 20 - 25 years
* If you see a very dark haired Inspector out there...they are either one of those 'guns' or have a very good hairdresser!
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Once you attain the rank of sergeant, you are automatically given the "standard issue gut"
This goes for the females as well except they receive the "standard issue ****" after about 6 months in the job
This goes for the females as well except they receive the "standard issue ****" after about 6 months in the job
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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos
>around the country.
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>#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
>out after you wear them a while."
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>#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
>worthless document."
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>#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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>#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't
>know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
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>#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
>write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
>
> #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
>it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
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># 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K. I'm warning you not to do that
>again or I'll give you another ticket."
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># 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
>drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
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># 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
>to ride on rides, eat fairy floss, and step in monkey DOO."
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># 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
>oven."
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># 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
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># 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
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># 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
>we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
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># 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
>yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
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>And... THE BEST ONE!!!
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># 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we
>don't. . . . Sign here
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>around the country.
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>#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
>out after you wear them a while."
>
>#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
>worthless document."
>
>#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
>
>#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't
>know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
>
>#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
>write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
>
> #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
>it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
>
># 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K. I'm warning you not to do that
>again or I'll give you another ticket."
>
># 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
>drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
>
># 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
>to ride on rides, eat fairy floss, and step in monkey DOO."
>
># 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
>oven."
>
># 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
>
># 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
>
># 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
>we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
>
># 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
>yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
>
>And... THE BEST ONE!!!
>
># 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we
>don't. . . . Sign here
>
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Here is another gripe...Just got a ticket for 73k (75 corrected down) in a 70 zone. Sweet no probs I choose to live in a militant state. Then I am travelling down a road doing 79 in an 80k zone and a Police Land Cruiser rocks past doing 90 or so!
NOT HAPPY JAN!
NOT HAPPY JAN!
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thats very gestapo!
Cops are exempt from reciving traffic infringement notices whilst conducting their duties.
FOR THE QUEEN!
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I sometimes get pulled over by my mates on the way home or on the way to work.
They do the whole spiel and breath test me and i just tell them to **** off because i want to go home/not be late to work
They do the whole spiel and breath test me and i just tell them to **** off because i want to go home/not be late to work
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Is driving to a job whilst not under light/sirens considered an allowable time to speed?
With friends like that I would be pulling them over and telling them you have reports they have been smuggling drugs and you need to strip search them
With friends like that I would be pulling them over and telling them you have reports they have been smuggling drugs and you need to strip search them
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The problem may not be that you were speeding, but more likely you were doing the wrong speed in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Vehicles like ours accelerate quickly, cruise effortlessly and in air-conditioned comfort (with music playing) its very easy to feel secure and be insulated against the true sensation of speed.
In your case, I suspect the Victorian authorities have concentrated on detecting people in a known black spot area. Thats the best reason I can think of....
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Yes unfortunately you are right...to a degree.
It was a choice I had to make of get stung for red light or speeding. It was at an intersection where the road I was crossing is 8 lanes wide with probably another 8 lanes of space in between taken up by tram lines. I was doing probably just less than 70k when I had to make the decision:
1. attempt to stop and get stuck in the middle of the intersection (and get done by a red light camera
2. maintain speed and get done by a red light camera
3. speed up, miss the red light camera and hopefully not get done by speed camera.
This intersection is notorius (I think) for its very short amber light time.
It was a choice I had to make of get stung for red light or speeding. It was at an intersection where the road I was crossing is 8 lanes wide with probably another 8 lanes of space in between taken up by tram lines. I was doing probably just less than 70k when I had to make the decision:
1. attempt to stop and get stuck in the middle of the intersection (and get done by a red light camera
2. maintain speed and get done by a red light camera
3. speed up, miss the red light camera and hopefully not get done by speed camera.
This intersection is notorius (I think) for its very short amber light time.
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If it makes you feel any better my wife got a red light ticket about three months ago...except we had our daughter in the car who had just had an operation and the lights turned orange.
Choice 1. Speed up and go through a red light
Choice 2. Try to stop in time - with a risk of causing some pain to our daughter.
We chose Choice 2 and stopped 1.5 metres past the stopline.
Despite a letter of mercy (no mention of my vocation) the medical certificate, hospital certification, and pointing out that the RX-8 had in fact stopped made no difference at all.
We got a rather nastily worded letter back from the traffic camera office. The law was broken and that was that....the ticket was duly paid.
Choice 1. Speed up and go through a red light
Choice 2. Try to stop in time - with a risk of causing some pain to our daughter.
We chose Choice 2 and stopped 1.5 metres past the stopline.
Despite a letter of mercy (no mention of my vocation) the medical certificate, hospital certification, and pointing out that the RX-8 had in fact stopped made no difference at all.
We got a rather nastily worded letter back from the traffic camera office. The law was broken and that was that....the ticket was duly paid.
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If it makes you feel any better my wife got a red light ticket about three months ago...except we had our daughter in the car who had just had an operation and the lights turned orange.
Choice 1. Speed up and go through a red light
Choice 2. Try to stop in time - with a risk of causing some pain to our daughter.
We chose Choice 2 and stopped 1.5 metres past the stopline.
Despite a letter of mercy (no mention of my vocation) the medical certificate, hospital certification, and pointing out that the RX-8 had in fact stopped made no difference at all.
We got a rather nastily worded letter back from the traffic camera office. The law was broken and that was that....the ticket was duly paid.
Choice 1. Speed up and go through a red light
Choice 2. Try to stop in time - with a risk of causing some pain to our daughter.
We chose Choice 2 and stopped 1.5 metres past the stopline.
Despite a letter of mercy (no mention of my vocation) the medical certificate, hospital certification, and pointing out that the RX-8 had in fact stopped made no difference at all.
We got a rather nastily worded letter back from the traffic camera office. The law was broken and that was that....the ticket was duly paid.
Do you guys in VIC have to log your speeding/red light cameras with police radio when you activate them during urgent duty?
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Drew, if we don't report in then we get 'reminded of our obligations..i.e. discipline sanction.
By the way remember I'm here in Queensland not Vic! (Not theres anything wrong with that)
We all get blonde days from time to time, speaking of which I hope Kall isn't one!
By the way remember I'm here in Queensland not Vic! (Not theres anything wrong with that)
We all get blonde days from time to time, speaking of which I hope Kall isn't one!
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lol Im naturally blonde, but its ok, I'm brunette atm... and I got a degree and reputable position to prove im not blonde, I can handle the blonde jokes I always say tis the peroxide and bleech which seeps into the brain and causes the "blonde moments" hehe
I read your previous post Trevor, that sucks what happened. No mercy at all. I have respect for you, you seem legitimate po' po' and dont seem to use your position to an advantage, much respect to you.
I read your previous post Trevor, that sucks what happened. No mercy at all. I have respect for you, you seem legitimate po' po' and dont seem to use your position to an advantage, much respect to you.
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Ohh and I meant to comment on this
I would actually say "In your case, I suspect the Victorian authorities have concentrated on detecting people in high volume area's where revenue can be maximised".
Originally Posted by enforcer
In your case, I suspect the Victorian authorities have concentrated on detecting people in a known black spot area.
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Oz renesis
When one thinks about the amount of fun you guys from Oz renesis would be, I think it would be well worth the trip to come down to the Nats this year.
However the 18.16 hours @ 1,493.34 kms is just a little out of my way. If I timed it right though I could probably shave 1 - 2 hours off that time.
I wouldn't be keen on Drews boys out there waiting for me though....
However the 18.16 hours @ 1,493.34 kms is just a little out of my way. If I timed it right though I could probably shave 1 - 2 hours off that time.
I wouldn't be keen on Drews boys out there waiting for me though....