Holiday Greetings
12-23-2004 | 04:18 AM
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Holiday Greetings
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my forum friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor today, and on his advice (and after $399 in solicitor's fees) I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress, non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Australia" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...--
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
cheers
michael
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress, non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Australia" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...--
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
cheers
michael
12-23-2004 | 04:39 AM
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ROFL! :p
Good one Mike!
..........to you too! :D
Good one Mike!
Originally Posted by Lock & Load
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting to my forum friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my solicitor today, and on his advice (and after $399 in solicitor's fees) I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress, non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Australia" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...--
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
cheers
michael
Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible low stress, non-addictive gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Australia" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race creed colour age physical ability religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher...--
Disclaimer: no trees were harmed in the sending of this message however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
cheers
michael
..........to you too! :D
12-23-2004 | 06:01 PM
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From: Mundaring, West Australia
Excellent Michael! :D
All the best to you too, and to everyone else on the forum.
And while we're about it, may I be the first to wish you all a Happy Multi-Attitudinal Easter as well..
Cheers, Chris.
(With apologies to any practising rabbit worshippers among the forum membership...)
All the best to you too, and to everyone else on the forum.
And while we're about it, may I be the first to wish you all a Happy Multi-Attitudinal Easter as well..
Cheers, Chris.
(With apologies to any practising rabbit worshippers among the forum membership...)
Last edited by BVD; 12-23-2004 at 06:05 PM.
12-23-2004 | 06:30 PM
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From: Sydney Australia
Merry Christmas to everyone and have a happy new year.............
.......... if you don't celebrate either of these occassions then I hope you aren't taking the public holidays either :P
.......... if you don't celebrate either of these occassions then I hope you aren't taking the public holidays either :P
12-24-2004 | 12:49 AM
#11
I am deeply offended by this greeting that is clearly intended exclusively for those living in the northern hemispere. This is discrimination of human kind on the grandest scale.
I will be enjoying my holiday on the summer solstice, thanks very much.
Merry Christmas, and a happy new year to all!
Hymee.
I will be enjoying my holiday on the summer solstice, thanks very much.
Merry Christmas, and a happy new year to all!
Hymee.
12-28-2004 | 09:28 PM
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In between cars, RX8-less
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From: Sydney Australia
Originally Posted by Wildcard
Happy Festivus to you all.
Now who would like to begin the "Airing of grievances"?
Cheers,
Wildcard
Now who would like to begin the "Airing of grievances"?
Cheers,
Wildcard
Can we just go stright to the feats of strength :D
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