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06-09-2004, 12:46 AM
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On a more serious note .
If mankind only lived by these wise words .
A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy
more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more
conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment;
more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly; laugh too
little, drive too fast; get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired,
read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too
much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to
the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new
neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but
not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn
less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait.. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more
copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days
of two incomes but more divorce; fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer,
to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the
stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time
when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going
to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up
to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your
side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but
most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes
from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment
for someday that person will not be there again. Give
time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious
thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.
If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who cares?
-George Carlin
cheers
michael
If mankind only lived by these wise words .
A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy
more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more
conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment;
more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly; laugh too
little, drive too fast; get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired,
read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too
much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to
the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new
neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but
not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn
less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait.. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more
copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days
of two incomes but more divorce; fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer,
to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the
stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time
when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going
to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up
to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your
side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but
most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes
from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment
for someday that person will not be there again. Give
time to love, give time to speak, and give time to share the precious
thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.
If you don't send this to at least 8 people.... who cares?
-George Carlin
cheers
michael
06-09-2004, 10:51 PM
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1900 odd posts, and they are 2 of the best......I'm in touch with my feminine side now!
Speaking of touching females......And just why is it wrong in this society to just wander down the street and give an attractive woman a hug, huh? Wouldn't we all be a lot happier if that was AOK!!!!
Speaking of touching females......And just why is it wrong in this society to just wander down the street and give an attractive woman a hug, huh? Wouldn't we all be a lot happier if that was AOK!!!!
06-09-2004, 11:45 PM
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I spoke too soon, here is a reason to keep well away from the softer sex......! Found the link in the U.S Lounge.....http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...category=63851
06-10-2004, 06:24 AM
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I'd like to meet you're missus one day....I reckon she would rule the roost. She put you in any rubber gear with lots of whip action, Michael?
I'd like to meet you're missus one day....I reckon she would rule the roost. She put you in any rubber gear with lots of whip action, Michael?
Cheers,
Hymee.
06-10-2004, 07:18 AM
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Spotted this on another thread... 'ken hilarious. You'll need broadband for this:
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/
06-10-2004, 09:10 PM
#434
Some dirty basrtard left the FleshLight lying around in here. And didn't clean it up.
Come-on, who was it?
http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm
Pack of dirty bastards.
Cheers,
Hymee.
Come-on, who was it?
http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm
Pack of dirty bastards.
Cheers,
Hymee.
06-10-2004, 09:22 PM
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trust me..this wont hurt
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A woman walks into a Vet's surgery carrying a very limp looking duck. The woman pleads with the vet o help her pet duck. The vet looks at it, and declares that the duck is dead. THe woman, distraught with grief asks the vet if he is sure. SO the vet checks again, and confirms that indeed the duck is dead. The woman continues, are you sure, since you haven't done any tests.
OK says the vet, goes out, and returns with a black labrador. The dog jumps up, sniffs the duck from beak to vent, then vent to beak. It then looks up with its sad brown eyes, and shakes its head to the vet. The vet then leads the dog out, and returns with a cat. The cat jumps onto the examination table, and prods the duck, and then sniffs the duck, as the dog had done. It looked up at the vet, shook its head, jumped down from the table, and left the room.
The vet says to the woman, maam, I am very sorry, but your duck is dead. He then goes to his computer and prints the bill. The woman, astinished at the $150 bill protests. How the f%#ck can it be $150 !!!. The vet calmy says, maam, if you took my word for it, the bill would be $20, but with the lab results and the cat scan, well, it has gone up to $150.
OK says the vet, goes out, and returns with a black labrador. The dog jumps up, sniffs the duck from beak to vent, then vent to beak. It then looks up with its sad brown eyes, and shakes its head to the vet. The vet then leads the dog out, and returns with a cat. The cat jumps onto the examination table, and prods the duck, and then sniffs the duck, as the dog had done. It looked up at the vet, shook its head, jumped down from the table, and left the room.
The vet says to the woman, maam, I am very sorry, but your duck is dead. He then goes to his computer and prints the bill. The woman, astinished at the $150 bill protests. How the f%#ck can it be $150 !!!. The vet calmy says, maam, if you took my word for it, the bill would be $20, but with the lab results and the cat scan, well, it has gone up to $150.
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06-10-2004, 09:33 PM
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Originally posted by Hymee
Some dirty basrtard left the FleshLight lying around in here. And didn't clean it up.
Come-on, who was it?
http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm
Pack of dirty bastards.
Cheers,
Hymee.
Some dirty basrtard left the FleshLight lying around in here. And didn't clean it up.
Come-on, who was it?
http://fleshlight.com/main/products.htm
Pack of dirty bastards.
Cheers,
Hymee.
06-10-2004, 09:36 PM
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Hymee
I get enough of my share of the real deal , dont need no fleshlights etc .
And they say i am perverted for enjoying young but legal 18+***** .( A MAN CANT WIN )
If you were to make some of the can sex toys in all the different beer brands you would have a winner on your hands .
HYMEE ENHANCED SEX TOYS .HA HA HA
( YOUR NEW BUSSINESS VENTURE )
cheers
michael
I get enough of my share of the real deal , dont need no fleshlights etc .
And they say i am perverted for enjoying young but legal 18+***** .( A MAN CANT WIN )
If you were to make some of the can sex toys in all the different beer brands you would have a winner on your hands .
HYMEE ENHANCED SEX TOYS .HA HA HA
( YOUR NEW BUSSINESS VENTURE )
cheers
michael
06-10-2004, 10:02 PM
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Originally posted by AMG
Michael, this is your perfect solution. No nagging, no baggage, cheap, ready when you want it, and more importantly NO DISEASES
Michael, this is your perfect solution. No nagging, no baggage, cheap, ready when you want it, and more importantly NO DISEASES
(great product i if you are in jail)
hymee a ready made market for you .
cheers
michael
06-11-2004, 08:26 PM
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Freedom is when your bonking more than one women at any one time .he he he .
I allways tell my wife that she has totally domesticated me , compared to the root rat i used to be .
If it wasnt for her being my anchor id be dead by now , instead i am living in paradise settled with her and my 3 boys .
cheers
michael
I allways tell my wife that she has totally domesticated me , compared to the root rat i used to be .
If it wasnt for her being my anchor id be dead by now , instead i am living in paradise settled with her and my 3 boys .
cheers
michael
06-14-2004, 02:29 AM
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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says "Yes how did you figure that out?" Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they're done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
She replies:” I didn't feel a thing”
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
She replies:” I didn't feel a thing”