What policies do you guys have towards hitchikers ??

Driving around today i was approached by two girls as i was parking my car , THEY WANTED TO KNOW whether i would drive them to kingscliff (just over the border of QLD AND NSW ).

One looked a real hyppy type doped out scruffy the other was attractive , hmmmm what to do ???

Then i remmembered a policy that me and my best friend used in our younger days , called N.R N.R.( NO ROOT NO RIDE )which i proceded to explain to the girls .

Nedless to say the girls decided to look elsewhere for a ride .HA HA HA

Just as well , if they would have said , OK i would have been in a real bind .as i no longer pick up hitchikers .

cheers
michael

 

What is "root" ?


Sex ? Money? Drugs?

 

L&L, what about $40 (budget room rate) since there is no room in the car.:p You wouldnt want to spoil the interior also.

 

what is root really????

 

Root is OZ slang for Bonk , On the nest , Get your end in , for my American /Canadian /English........ FRIENDS PLAIN AND SIMPLY

F#$K , screw .

cheers
michael

 

Fornicating Under Consent (of the) King

 

I love edumacating the rest of the world

 

Hmmm, maybe I should've went the yellow after all.....:D :D

Gomez.

 

Taka, think you should do a psych residency, Gomex needs psychiatric evaluation

 

What is it with you Doctor types, always looking at/for a referral?!

Tell you what , sling ME a few quid and I promise never to say anything nice about the yellow again!!!!

Yours in consultation, Gomez.

 

sorry gomez, ACCC did away with kick backs

but I am concerned about your thoughts of yellow!!!!!!!

 

I'll fess up, I'm a Tiger supporter....

I'll be at the "G" tonight watching the Pies get a pasting....

Gomez.

 

Gomez

Hey we do have a lot in common i support ****** , and i am always looking for their "G" spot....

Its good to see you have seen the light and recognised the awesome colour of YELLOW .

YELLOW ROCKS , on the drive day , all the colours looked nice but yellow is speciall .

Hymees
rx8 is turning into a nicer deeper red with all that Swissolpolish products he uses .

Have your deposit ready as once you see and hear the HYMEE EXHAUST you will be well and truly hooked on its tune .

cheers
michael

 

I admir L&L's courage to say this in front of the girls... I think I will try too.

Too bad I have not seen a girl ask me for a drive yet

 

I know what it is: It is just a variant of personality disorder. Or is it a complex metaplasia of frontal cells of Martinotti?

 

… and your diagnosis on L&L?

 

Does he deserve one?

 

LOL ah he he :D

 

cheque's in the mail...

 

Taka,

If they ever do ask for a drive, tell 'em to bend over and you'll drive 'em home

Cheers,
Hymee.

 

my car's got a rootary engine!

 

As long as its not a rooted engine

 

No it's fine, my wankel is so big that it doesn't fit under the bonnet!!!

 

I'm just wondering if taka has done any proctology…?

…cos he may have to handle an a*#hole!

boom boom

Or should that be

zboom zboom!

 

proctology on cadavers is dead boring..