Not Jay though... you can ask anyone how long and how close this dood was on my ass for? I gave him the middle finger several times for doing that and he just smirked at me.. ahahaha

he must love my relatively new CAT (replaced in March this year) and the air is so fucking clean/fresh coming out of exhaust hahaha

I don't mind sharing ;)

haha...just fukin with ya :)

do it marc! she was cute, worth at least one drive to georgetown. and shes obviously not a prude, being so into strip clubs and all. lol.

Greg

LOL, I don't know, me and eddie discussed this, she was in between the niche of cute and trailer, it's a no go, the other one that aided her, she was alright. Not worth a drive to Georgetown for me, even with gas at 99 cents.

I was getting yo back Footman, for that day you followed me into Ajax, and messing with my convoy on the annual. We're even till the next cruise.

Besides you need to drive faster, always do 9 over, but I guess you were being cautious after that opp pulled up just as you made the hard right.

Uh, speaking of which, you "borrowed" a bottle of motor oil from me that day going into Ajax, otherwise I would have left you stranded on the road side with low-oil light flashing in your car ahahahahahahah :D

Trailer? nah, she was cute.. definitely my type!

Which Trailer or Cute??

I guess I know where your going to tonight,
Waitress: Het your back, another cruise?
Footman: you could call it that
Waitress: So, table for ...?
Footman: One.
Waitress: Oh ... (cue music for gears as she plans her escape)
Outside, Kaffka, insert thought bubble, "Dear Diary, "

Man, that went right over my head again Jay... I don't get your humor :(

Thumper, cute of course!

Fuckin' right!!! Damn pigs!

1) She looked about 20 tops
2) Just cause she's blonde doesn't mean you should lower your standards
3) No ass
4) No rack
5) Not worth a trip

how about this?

While she may be thinking bow chicka waw waw, I'm thinking bow chicka whomp whomp

Thief, you mean no badunka dunka

my Internet is down, I think Bell cut me off, downloading 200 GB+ last two months,

Damn it, Internet is my crack, and I am it's whore.

Stuck using iPhone.

So Jay u're a crack whore?

Dear dairy,

today I discover the whore in our group....

Can't wait to get back home and write my posts with the pics :)

It better be detailed! I want a full write about almost ramming you. :bigok:

:lol2:

just for the record that girl was trailer trash for multiple reasons. Andrew we can find you a high class girl if your actually looking.

yeah, someone hit the brakes hard. in front of me was rotarygreg going on the 400 northbound ramp. He slammed, so I had to slam, and I also had to swerve to the right to prevent plowing into his back! what happened on that on-ramp up ahead?

"In today's news, there was a 4 car pile up in an alleged street-racing incident on the 400 on ramp. 4 Mazda RX-8s were piled up as a result. Sargeant Cam Wooley suspects that speed was a factor in the accident."

That would have been how the fucking media would have portrayed it.

Looks like I was the only person there that didn't think she was trailer trash.

What is trailer trash anyways precisely?

it would be to the point where I would step into her house and walk out at the same tone,

Where I would step in, accidentally step on a lit butt, and get questioned why I turned off the heat,

I can keep going

To me she was in between cute and trailer with a slight hint of brinking on being retarded.

no idea footman...Neo, Thief and I were gone and never looked back.

Yeah, that girl was passable at best. She definitely didn't look all that special to me. She did seem kinda "special" though.

And behind them stopped at an intersection was another car, inspection revealed he had a catless cat.

A catless cat? Essentially a midpope disguised like a cat, that's what these street racers do. Obviously used to run his nitrous. Hence the purple smoke.

This is what white trash looks like

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...08_468x731.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_468x840.jpg