darkelfin... cant u see thru their lies or you would rather live, contented, in their deceit?

SEX, LIES and DVDs

 

aiyah, she not lying la. her bf also got a belly.

 

Bro, my baby fats overdue 20 plus yrs liao leh...i think got no more cure...will
remain like that for the rest of life liao...but its ok...now i can proudly boast to
pple...u c those guys who go gym? the abs six small small one...where got nice?
My abs one big big one...stylo milo...u c me inside the swimming pool even better...
my tummy can do synchronised swimming...move wif the movement of water...
hahaha...

 

Bro, I think I need to be hanging out where u always go...haven met a woman
who thinks guys wif tummy r better looking...

Hmm...I've got a test to tell if the gal really thinks pple wif tummy r better
looking...if a gal says she likes tummys on guys or watever, to c if she's telling
the truth, say since u think its so nice, y dun u grow one urslf? If she's willing
to,most probably she's telling the truth? But from my experience, 100% of the
gals will say no...hahaha...

 

Oops... I have been spotted liao...... And dolly, no funny comments from you!!

 

but think the carpark will be too small for meetup

 

HAHAHAHAHAH

why do u read me like a book.
Well.... Lets just say... the moment the topic steered this way, you were the first person to pop into my mind.
But hey, that means your belly (AB) can do water ballet as well.
I wouldn't wanna see that happen though.

 

Rite.... I'm sure......

 

Me join the new belly club too; I suspect that since we have such a big number of not so attractive drivers like ourselves, they need to make the next installment of the Fast & Furious movie franchise called: Too Fat and Veri da furious! Towkay Turbo!

Sure got market for it -- our car porno movie! An anti-bling, anti-pretty boy and more real movie.

Synopsis: Lots of male drivers with sizeable built-in mid-body floatation device (aka sway-belly) with hot chicks next to him!
Driver has window down, looking smug but still drooling on the side of his mouth; but with beautiful model-like women in the front passenger seat, and possible two more in the back.

Actors with facial mole with hair coming out of it only can apply. Will make exception for the long last finger nail look. The badies are the skinny guys driving teh Pizza delivery bikes.

Ideas for male characters: Towkay King, Puff Prince, Spark plug; Ball bearing, Lah-xer8 and the inevitable Lennisis.

Girl characters Lachel, LaJune, Baybee, Kim Chia and sweetp***y

Needless to say, we all drive around looking for places to eat and save the endangered food stores/restuarants. A famous food store is about to close down -- we get involved accidentally after our beaituful, Lahx8 runs out of gas, coincidentally in front of this famous restuarant. Hero naturally stops to eat whilse waiting for the AA to bring additioanl gas. Good food but he finds out that its closing down.

He is driven to save the great food source he just had. He decides to have a campaign to get people know to patronise the shop and save the day! The beautiful girl in tow of course.

Only violence is at the end of the movie when food throwing contest esp with rojak.... messy and dangerous but thats the sort of heros we have driving the 8 here. . In the western version, they can throw pies or creme puffs instead.

What do you think? Potential script for Hollywood, Bollywood or Hongkiwood?

 

dun anyhow say hor.... wait others pui chao nua....

 

Welcome to the club, bro...If we get enough members, I think we can have our
own outing....to gd eating places ard spore or maybe even malaysia...

Hahaha...thats a great script but I think it sound more to the taste of
mediacorp? Probably can get mark lee to act as one of the character?

 

did i hear eating places......
can i join? i mean the eating places.. not the belly club....

 

of course you can join. rei will be very happy to feed you - provided you do a video trailer for the upcoming productions of Fat & Furious: Rotary Rage and 2 Fat 2 Furious: 13B Returns.

Please note that for the gluttons among you, 13B does not mean 13 Buns or 13 Bellies. There are more than 13 bellies here with "buns of bean curd, not steel" who can definitely eat more than 13 buns.

 

X-Rated version of the movie: Have a model lay on top a8 and we do the japanese thing, eat our local food like Rojak off her body.
Then the outcome of the movie; Unfortunately too fast (for her) but Not anymore furious. ;-))

 

haha

snow, u very imaginative hor

 

Hahaha...bro, cannot lah...later kanna label as a buaya n get boycotted by all
the female members of the forum...

But then again...I won't say no to her if she wanna be fed by me? very
ungentlemenly to reject a lady...heehee...

 

Hmm...I sense discrimination against the pui pui driver list...

Hahaha...juz kidding ard...

 

Bro, u guys can have the rojak...I juz want the sauce after all of u r done...i'll
make sure nothing will go to waste...heehee...

 

Actually having a nice car only helps if your lifestyle is right. If you are already proficient at hooking gals or have the kind of lifestyle that puts "chio bu"s in your path (pubbing, socializing), then the RX-8 will help double your cred instantly.

If your lifestyle is like mine - work my *** off 7-days a week and go home, then you can forget about it. Gals will look at your car, but if you can't follow-up then they're just lost opportunities. The only gals that throw themselves on your car are those drunk like hell at Mohd Sultan... not only do they throw themselves at your car, they also throw up at the same time.

Having a nice looking face or body helps. I don't look like James Lye, so my windows are tinted quite dark. One of the reasons why I chose the RX-8 over the MX-5...

One tip I read about picking up gals... be a listener... don't keep talking. Gals like people to listen... so even ugly people also got chance. Be confident about yourself and be a listener. Me? I only listen to my mechanic... hahahah...

 

plus the fact tat no one knows wot car u drive if u hang out at nite spots. the only way is if u manage to send them back. but first u need to hook up with them in the first place. so if u can't even do tat then the car's not gonna help. hahaha... or u can try the beng method, purposely wear a polo with ur car emblems printed all over it to tell ppl wot u drive. hehehee.... joking hor, no offense to all who owns those shirts.

 

never discriminate lor.
pui pui driver list is for those who r qualified to join den join de.
i not qualified mah so join the eating group lor.

bro rei,
tiao puo li jian si bo?



enen

 

Agreed. But i have to admire the people who can tolerate driving top down in hot, humid and polluted SG.

 

emperor - i concur. It takes ***** to inhale that much carbon monoxide and risk birdshit in your ride to look that cool.

p.s. I'm a neat-nik, so i like to keep the car (inside and out) clean. If I had a spoiler, I'd wipe it down after eating my Kids Happy Meal off it. haha

 

snowWhite, i just just gotten meself a MX5 leh... can u get me an oxygen tank?

 

I was juz joking lah, sis...think if i bully bro snowflake wld
me...

heehee...