Humour on wheels
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Humour on wheels
you cant believe some of the things you face on the road nowadays. well this was one that really took me by surprise.
i was heading down to chinatown food market to grab a bite, the one thats on the 2nd floor and old old one. i decided to park at the multi storey car park just on top of it. as i was heading up there was a corolla just in front and as she was starting to enter her front right tyre just went over the curb or some would call it a small divider. she got out, moving frantically from front to back hoping that something would happen. instead waiting for a massive pile up of cars i went over to see if i could help and she asked me to help by LIFTING up her car and pushing it back.
WHAT? i told her to get back in the car, put it on reverse, acellerateand thats it. instead of putting a bit more force on the pedal she asked me AGAIN to lift the car. what do i look like? mighty morphin power rangers.
by somewhat miracle, the auntie made it and i got my meal but i hope i wont be meeting such funny characters anytime soon.
i was heading down to chinatown food market to grab a bite, the one thats on the 2nd floor and old old one. i decided to park at the multi storey car park just on top of it. as i was heading up there was a corolla just in front and as she was starting to enter her front right tyre just went over the curb or some would call it a small divider. she got out, moving frantically from front to back hoping that something would happen. instead waiting for a massive pile up of cars i went over to see if i could help and she asked me to help by LIFTING up her car and pushing it back.
WHAT? i told her to get back in the car, put it on reverse, acellerateand thats it. instead of putting a bit more force on the pedal she asked me AGAIN to lift the car. what do i look like? mighty morphin power rangers.
by somewhat miracle, the auntie made it and i got my meal but i hope i wont be meeting such funny characters anytime soon.
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the strength is inversely proportional to the age. above forties no strength liao cos u are going for lunch. 20 to 25 and pretty got strength, maybe she buy u lunch. Maybe can also get hp leh... in case young girl need u to lift ..... next time.
the strength is inversely proportional to the age. above forties no strength liao cos u are going for lunch. 20 to 25 and pretty got strength, maybe she buy u lunch. Maybe can also get hp leh... in case young girl need u to lift ..... next time.
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you could have just pretend to lift and ask her reverse....then claim credits. Anyway, her car is FWD. If you lift, then laggi no effect. You should sit on it to give it more grip....
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later scarly daughter only 12 years old, like that really hentai liao if not sure kena rottan.
if it was a really chio babe, i think you guys dont mind breakin backs right. yeah you guys are absolutely right that there may be a possiblility she has a daughter but on the other hand she may be single. wouldnt hurt to ask cause if she is, then i can go next floor park and leave her in the ditch.
haha. No lah i dont think i will be that mean.
if it was a really chio babe, i think you guys dont mind breakin backs right. yeah you guys are absolutely right that there may be a possiblility she has a daughter but on the other hand she may be single. wouldnt hurt to ask cause if she is, then i can go next floor park and leave her in the ditch.
haha. No lah i dont think i will be that mean.
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hmmm....wondering whether to help a middle aged woman lift her car off a curb is directly correlated to doing schoolgirls? haha...I must have missed something :D
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