In view of current high oil/petrol prices... here's a guide to help anyone who would like to reduce their monthly expenditure on petrol... :D

Top 10 ways to cut petrol consumption:

10 ways to save fuel costs:

10. Work at petrol companies for extra discount

9. No passengers allowed - might as well remove all other car seats (excess load)

8. No golf bags - golfers take taxi

7. Install fan - cos no air-con

6. Pump at CC kang petrol kiosk

5. When parking, off engine and push car into parking lot

4. Put brick behind acceralator - guarantee rev below 2000rpm cos cannot press any further

3. Always drive slowly in extreme left lane (behind the lorries and trucks, but take heed, what you save on fuel may be what you have to pay for cleaning the car)

2. Lose weight - driver preferably below 55kg

and the no.1 best way to save on fuel.....

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1. Don't drive. Stay at home and watch TV....

 

remove your car jack.... after all u dun need it at all....

 

sell it and walk... def. no prteol consumption

 

here's a few

-if u driving auto, chop of right arm and leg, u dun need them.
- drive into jb everyday for cheap petrol.
the last i heard..RM1.80(premium grade) per litre
-remove all glass panels except front, saw off top, convert into convertable. less weight
-take out exhaust from header to tip.less weight
-buy a donkey to pull yr 8.
-work at scarp yard...drain out remaining petrol before the car gets squashed.
- go work in mazda japan and design a solar powered RX8 for Spore market.
- rip out air con, rip out fan. less weight.
use a cardboard to direct breeze into car.

 

Don't drive an RX 8

 

find someone to pay for ur petrol

 

sugar daddy or sugar mummy??

 

depends on which one u like

for my case.... my sugar mummy is.............






myself

 

Walk

 

sometimes go by my own BMW....

bus...mrt...walk...

 

I suddenly was reminded of one of my client.

This guy has his own car, earns well but he always ask people to give him lifts. He asked his colleagues to fetch him for lunch, etc.

Yup, he is a miser.