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Old 10-21-2008 | 12:06 PM
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Cobalt Faster than STi & Evo X

It's true...

At Car and Driver's new annual Lighting Lap of VIR, the Cobalt SS ran a 3:13 while the WRX ran a 3:19 and the Evo at 13:13.3. The SS also beat a S2000 and Elise. Stock cars... same drivers.

check out the stats at: http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/...p_2008_feature

the results are at the bottom of the page.

I mean, the new STi is kind of a joke, since Subby changed it up to be a little more family friendly. But being able to beat an Evo, Honda, and Elise!? This thing is a beast that seriously threatens my view on pocket rockets.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:11 PM
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Buddy of mine just traded his '06 Civic Si on an '09 Cobalt SS...it's a nice car...haven't riden in it yet.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:32 PM
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WTF??? FWD beats AWD and RWD... DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:34 PM
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Meh...still wouldn't buy one. Mitsu or Sub any day over it.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:43 PM
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WTF!!!! they have to be high!
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by bose
WTF??? FWD beats AWD and RWD... DOES NOT COMPUTE.

exactly. i don't get it either.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:47 PM
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the whole comparison seems really objective and BS.
Old 10-21-2008 | 02:56 PM
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What's objective about a lap time? seems like a FWD car was just faster. I'm sure if I search the site for the year the Mazda3 set the fastest FWD laptime we wouldn't have a bunch of 8 owners saying it's BS.

Haters? check.
Old 10-21-2008 | 03:10 PM
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no not the laptime and im not hating on the cobalt. im just saying judging street cars on one lap time seems really goofy. ive actually been pretty intrigued by the new cobalt
Old 10-21-2008 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by nvrfalter
the whole comparison seems really objective and BS.
and objective analysis is straight numbers.

i don't see how it's bs. you take a bunch of cars. you run them through a couple of practice runs, and then you shoot them through the same track under the same conditions and measure how fast they go.

this is not a subjective test. numbers do not lie.
Old 10-21-2008 | 03:28 PM
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This is all I am saying.

I simply take it as gospel that teh evo is faster around any track than a cobbled cobalt. I dont CARE what the numbers say. That is my religion.

To suggest otherwise is heresy and is deserving of a good 10 lashes.
Old 10-21-2008 | 03:32 PM
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yeah i meant subjective. i fail.

it seems like they relied on the lap times and specs less and harped more on how the car felt. i dont know what im sayin dude. nevermind. fail.
Old 10-21-2008 | 04:07 PM
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lol imagine posting this on a EVO x and STI forums. man they probably would S^%&T them selves.
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Besides the blah looks I haven't heard anything but good stuff about the new cobalt....looks pretty damn impressive to me.....I remember and article a while back where they stated that the new cobalt is the best handling fwd car ever!.....significantly better than the integra type r.....which is again, impressive.
Old 10-21-2008 | 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by alfy28
lol imagine posting this on a EVO x and STI forums. man they probably would S^%&T them selves.
Maybe on the Evo sites, but a lot of the Suby guys were rooting for the Cobalt. You can only take so many failed attempts at a sport compact from GM before you start to feel bad for them. The Suby guys are happy to see GM finally bring some competition.
Old 10-21-2008 | 04:26 PM
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Wotever maradona! I still would pick Evo X or S2K over a chevy anytime anywhere and in any situation....

It maybe faster.........but it fails in every other area....!! Interior/exterior styling, reliability, comfort, noise level (inside the car), driver friendliness, resale value,,,,I can go on and on.... and the last but not least... popularity with chicks!!.... You will never impress any decent and hot chick with a cobolt...:P

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Old 10-21-2008 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Gecko69
.....I remember and article a while back where they stated that the new cobalt is the best handling fwd car ever!.....significantly better than the integra type r.....which is again, impressive.
BLASPHEMY!!!

Originally Posted by Deathcraft
You will never impress any decent and hot chick with a cobolt...:P
And yet, any hot chick who is decent wouldn't be impressed by a car anyway.
Old 10-21-2008 | 04:38 PM
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^^I have a really good come back to that respond...but I decide to ask this first.... are you a girl or a dude, blueEyes...cuz with that name..I can't really tell...LOL
Old 10-21-2008 | 04:46 PM
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Old 10-21-2008 | 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueEyes
And yet, any hot chick who is decent wouldn't be impressed by a car anyway.
Well...obviously you've never met a decent and hot chick!!
Old 10-21-2008 | 05:55 PM
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all i can say is blasphemy. the fact (as proven by the numbers) is this fwd CHEVY kicked some serious ***. and that's absolutely ludicrous. it just isn't supposed to happen. wth...
Old 10-21-2008 | 06:05 PM
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Why isn't it supposed to happen? FWD cars have been beating RWD and AWD cars in racing series all over the world for years. It's no suprise that when you throw racing rules out the window, concievably someone could build a FWD car that's faster than similarily priced RWD or AWD cars.

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Well...obviously you've never met a decent and hot chick!!
I leave the decent hot chicks for the decent men. A man of discriminating tastes like myself dates only superior examples of the gender.

Who am I kidding, if a chick told me my car wasn't good enough I'd tell her she's fat and let her walk home for the exercise.
Old 10-21-2008 | 07:06 PM
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you cant tell a decent hot chick to take subway home.

blah, whatever

Anyway, I aint gonna get any Chevy garbage anyday, anytime. I would get a Hyundai over a Chevy.
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Here are the nurburgring times for the cobalt, and everything that it tied/beat. You will see some pretty impressive cars that it beat/tied with including the E36 M3, new M3, Lotus Exige, Porsche's, Mazdaspeed 3, 350z, and c5 corvette.
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	8:22 	2008 Chevrolet Cobalt SS 			verified manufacturer time[citation needed]
	8:22 	Nissan Skyline GT-R R32 	Motoharu Kurosawa 		Best Motoring Video Special DVD
	8:22 	BMW M3 E46 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (12/2000)
	8:22 	BMW M Coupe E36/8 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (10/1998)
	8:24 	Audi S5 			Sport Auto (01/2008)
	8:24 	2004 Subaru Impreza 			Sport Auto (05/2004), Sport tires[citation needed]
	8:25 	Lotus Exige S 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto
	8:25 	Jaguar XKR 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto
	8:25 	Porsche Cayman S 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto
	8:24 	Mitsubishi Charisma GT Evo VI 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (11/1999), Sport tires[citation needed]
	8:25 	Mitsubishi Charisma GT Evo VII 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (11/2002), Sport tires[citation needed]
	8:26 	BMW 335i E92 Coupe 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto
	8:26 	Nissan 350Z 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (10/2003)
	8:28 	Porsche 911 Carrera (993) 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (07/1997)
	8:32 	Porsche Boxster S 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (12/1999)
	8:38 	Honda NSX 			Sport Auto, (08/1997)
	8:39 	Honda S2000 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (01/2000)
	8:39 	Mazda MAZDASPEED3 	Mark Ticehurst 	2007 	Mazda News (06/2007),[23] Inexperienced driver.[citation needed]
	8:40 	Chevrolet Corvette C5 			Sport Auto (07/1997), automatic transmission, Crash involving civilian later in the lap.[citation needed]
	8:42 	Lotus Exige Mk1 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (11/2000), Sport tires[citation needed]
	8:47 	Honda Civic Type-R 	Horst von Saurma 		Sport Auto (11/2001)
	8:49 	Volkswagen Golf R32 			Sport Auto (09/2006)
	8:51 	Ford Focus ST 			Sport Auto (09/2005)
	8:53 	Volkswagen Golf GTI DSG MK5 			Sport Auto (11/2005)
	8:54 	Vauxhall Corsa VXR 			Sport Auto (04/2008)
	9:05 	Ford Focus RS 			Sport Auto (09/2005)
	9:12 	Jaguar S-Type Diesel 	Sabine Schmitz 	30 December 2007 	Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson performed the same lap with the same car on the same day at 9:59.[24]
	10:08 	Ford Transit 	Sabine Schmitz 		Top Gear[25]

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Old 10-21-2008 | 08:06 PM
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Why so angry?

E46 isn't the new M3, that's the E90/92/93. But yeah, the Cobalt p0wns a lot of cars. Good for Chevy.


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