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Dazy just called and told me that she won so much playing the slot machines that she had to use her bra to carry the quarters to the cashiers cage. So I figured that she must have won something like $400 in quarters to fill those puppies up.
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my co-workers hated it. I had to vent in some way and they got to really hear it! I have a little something that I want to rant about. Let's talk about cheaters! The thing I hate second most about cheaters is (the first being of course the fact that they did cheat on you in the first place) that they are gutless and selfish. Gutless because most of the time they are not the ones to tell you, you end up finding out from someone else. This in turn makes you feel like a used idiot who is the last to know. I think there ought to be some sort of sign that happens when they cheat, like an ovary or ******** just explodes after doing the deed. I mean it could grow back after about say 6 months or so. An exceptable alternative would be for their a$$hole to just pucker up and then they can deal with constipation for 6 months. Selfish, because they won't admit to it most of the time and at least appologize for hurting the other person. Don't those bastards know that by appologizing and acknowledging that help they other person with some closure. But I almost forgot, that's why they are selfish. I wish you all the best of luck with your 6 months of constipation because you're all full of ****.
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Dazy just called and told me that she won so much playing the slot machines that she had to use her bra to carry the quarters to the cashiers cage. So I figured that she must have won something like $400 in quarters to fill those puppies up.
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Sorry to hear that you ended up in the hole. So did you bring us back any adds or flyers from the local escort agencies or prostitutes? It would be helpful in my Vegas planning.
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I'm not going to Shreveport Tuesday, but I'll be at Rack Daddy's. I did not bring back any flyers advertising the ladies, but you can go to Old Downtown Vegas and they have strip clubs just lined up with the doors open and signs stating no cover near the door. I would have gone into a few and happily reviewed the quality of their products :D, but I didn't think my extremely religious aunt and grandma would have approved.
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That would not have worked. My mom, although she would be laughing her *** off, would have killed me. Neither of them drink either so it wasn't like I could slip them a few and distract them for awhile.
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Good grief Dazy!!! You could always lie to them as to the reason they are tipping them. Just tell your aunt and grandma that these girls are trying to put themselves through college or they are runaways just trying to earn enough money for the bus trip back home or they are just doing this to raise funds for an orphanage or church or something. I mean if you ever need help in bringing someone over to the fun side of life, CALL ME and I'll be more than happy to assist.
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Won't work. My aunt runs an orphanage.
I don't have many, but does anyone want to see a couple pics from the trip? Nothing big, but I think I look pretty hot in some of them (of course I wouldn't show the bad ones anyway).
I don't have many, but does anyone want to see a couple pics from the trip? Nothing big, but I think I look pretty hot in some of them (of course I wouldn't show the bad ones anyway).
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I guess we might be able to work something out. I have a big screen sitting in my storage I think it's like 48" - Sony. Call me or PM me for terms of "negotiation" :D
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