NYT-OWL

Ok, now we are getting somewhere. You need to start hooking your fellow RX8 members up. You could even start asking for referal fees for "sandwich making" - hell, I'll give you $20 a sandwich

dazygirl415

20 bucks? That's it? No thanks, I'll hold out for a better offer--and a better sandwich since you admit to "winning."

Scalliwag

hmmmm..... pork, the "other" white meat :D

NYT-OWL

No, no, no Dazy, I'm saying, if you "arrange" for some of your friends to make "sandwiches" I would be willing to give you $20 for the referal. With all the single guys on here, you could be a regular "Subway" franchise.
- I don't know how I should really take Scalliwags' "pork" comment. I think either, 1. he's calling me a male schovanist pig, or 2. He's wanting to get in on the porking action.

dazygirl415

So if I "arrange" for my friends to make "sandwiches," where does that leave me? I want a sandwich.

NYT-OWL

hey, your getting $20 bucks, so quit your crying.

Scalliwag

1 is the lonliest number, so let's go with 2 :D

NYT-OWL

hear that dazy, you could actually make about an extra $200 a weekend with only 5 "referals" on Friday and another 5 on Saturday. THINK ABOUT IT!!

Ajax

wtf? making sandwiches?? That has to be the most absurd comment i've ever seen.

i dont want to eat after sex.. i just want more sex..

i dont mind talking or cuddling either... as long as it leads to more sex..

You see, here's how you make a woman happy: you give her everything she wants in bed while conveniently and secretly taking everything you need.. and no, that doesnt mean you steal her wallet if you're short on cash. I know some of you got that idea, but that's not part of the game... well.. ok.. maybe on wednesdays.

dazygirl415

I would rather have a sandwhich than $20. And I don't know 10 people who would be willing to make you all sandwiches.

Ajax has the right idea--why don't you share some of you knowledge with these guys in here. They don't have a clue.

(note to self, no BJs w/Ajax on Wednesdays.)

Ajax

That's why we go on thursdays, otherwise my kleptomaniac skills would be in full effect and i'd be a rich man w/no friends :b

dazygirl415

Smart.

Ajax

Sometimes.. and sometimes I'm dumber than a box of rocks.. and if you ask the rocks, they may actually take offense to that comment.

NYT-OWL

Wow Ajax, you have some MAD GAME!! You put in one post and Dazy is willing to give you a BJ on anyday other than Wednesdays. TEACH ME... MASTER YODA!! I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FORCE!

jenkins-crew

OK you all have some sexuall tension here, I think you need to go start you own FORUM....Maybe orgy.com :D

NYT-OWL

just did a search, orgy.com is already taken. I clicked on their site and dazygirl was named "member of the month" let's all give it up for Dazy.
Congrats

dazygirl415

Thank you, thank you <taking a bow>. I try. Why else would I be so busy on the weekends? :D

Ajax

1. If you hate doing it because your guy friends would make fun of you if they knew, then it'll get you more sex from probably any girl. Examples are: spooning, cuddling, talking, having emotional conversations, caring about her feelings, going out and NOT having sex with her, telling her you love her, being honest with her, spending time with her, watching chick flicks with her, etc.

2. Women are after different things at different times. Know when to be what, because if you're emotional when your woman wants masculine, things will backfire. You must learn how to read a woman and understand what she wants. Unfortunately, this is the most difficult part of the entire science as a major percentage of the time, they don't know what they want.

3. Satisfy her before you satisfy yourself and never EVER leave her unsatisfied unless she expressly tells you that it's ok and in this case, FEEL BAD and promise to make it up to her when she has more time.

4. Be spontaneous sometimes. The same old crap is boring. You have to mix it up.

5. Do not have sex with other women!! I know.. that's a hard concept but seriously.

6. Your ex girlfriend needs to **** off and leave you alone. Nobody wants to hear about her, especially not your current girlfriend. FWB (for those who have done that) don't usually mind too much if you talk about it a little.

....

i could go on forever...

dazygirl415

Damn Ajax, you could write a book! And it would be a good book. I'm sure N-O knows deep down what he needs to do, but he just can't get past the name tag thing.

NYT-OWL

Thanks for reminding me Dazy, I need to make a stop at office depot tomorrow.

Ajax

Most men would not like it though. It'd be jabbing too much at their sensitive masculinity.

jenkins-crew

Yeah I don't know to many guys that would buy it.....well maybe the mama's boy's!

Ajax

well.. the way i see it, you can be 1 of 2 kinds of men.. the kind that bitches cause they dont get any and the kind that get lots but are "PW"

jenkins-crew

That was no offense to you by the way......

dazygirl415

Pw?