Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members
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Epic/Awkward Quotes from NW Members
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Originally Posted by Photo shoot on 2-20-2010
Brad: "Well, I want to go put some pants on."
Originally Posted by Text Message
Guy 1: Going to a strip club with a girl hotter than any girl there was epic. I watched her get 2 lap dances. Lol.
Guy 1: She left her juices all over my passenger seat
Guy 2: Hot. Also, leather seats FTW, cloth would smell and distract you all day
Guy 1: You can lick my seat for 5 bucks lol lol lol
Guy 1: She left her juices all over my passenger seat
Guy 2: Hot. Also, leather seats FTW, cloth would smell and distract you all day
Guy 1: You can lick my seat for 5 bucks lol lol lol
Last edited by Anijo; 03-01-2010 at 09:50 PM.
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I like that this thread is getting used finally like 4 months later...
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Bambi ruins my cars
"Sooooo in other words, dont be a ***** and come wrap your mouth around a deluxe Dick's. Dont worry, we wont give you a reach around at your first meet."
a glorious PM from brad
a glorious PM from brad
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FB chat quote... omg im scarred...
Mike
She didn't even get wasted so I can take advantage of her
:-(:-(
5:01pmMe
ohhhh sad day
LOL
5:01pmMike
I KNOW
I had it all planned out in my head
5:01pmMe
men...
5:02pmMike
But to make her smile, I told her she can go to Lovers and buy an embarassing outfit for me to wear for her
5:02pmMe
try again tonight??
5:02pmMike
AND she did
5:02pmMe
OMG
:O:O
5:02pmMike
Yeah
It was epic
5:02pmMe
i dont even want to know
5:02pmMike
Leopard print man undies
5:02pmMe
AUGH
5:02pmMike
Hahaha
Now you know
5:02pmMe
I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW
5:02pmMike
TOo late :-):-)
Mike
She didn't even get wasted so I can take advantage of her
:-(:-(
5:01pmMe
ohhhh sad day
LOL
5:01pmMike
I KNOW
I had it all planned out in my head
5:01pmMe
men...
5:02pmMike
But to make her smile, I told her she can go to Lovers and buy an embarassing outfit for me to wear for her
5:02pmMe
try again tonight??
5:02pmMike
AND she did
5:02pmMe
OMG
:O:O
5:02pmMike
Yeah
It was epic
5:02pmMe
i dont even want to know
5:02pmMike
Leopard print man undies
5:02pmMe
AUGH
5:02pmMike
Hahaha
Now you know
5:02pmMe
I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW
5:02pmMike
TOo late :-):-)