NW Chat Thread
#2502
Derp Kitten
#2507
I am THAT guy
iTrader: (1)
The $25 option will be called a “Therapeutic Release”, consistent with Massage Envy’s health philosophy. Due to legal restrictions, the new menu option will be only available in certain counties in Nevada where bordellos are currently legal. A spokesperson from Massage Envy is quick to point out that a Therapeutic Release is not prostitution. “Our massage therapists are professionals and have been training on each other in preparation for the introduction of the Therapeutic Release menu option.
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So that explains why you JUST NOW signed up for the WHiV meet lol
#2516
Administrator
iTrader: (7)
I laughed my *** off at them trying to 'improve their technique' to get it down to 2-3 minute.
The joke is going to be on the first guy to pay for this "theraputic release" and once they're nekked on the massage table, their massage therapist walks in and introduces himself.
The joke is going to be on the first guy to pay for this "theraputic release" and once they're nekked on the massage table, their massage therapist walks in and introduces himself.
#2519
Administrator
iTrader: (7)
note to self: don't get drunk around Atilla...
#2524
Administrator
iTrader: (7)
damn you pdxhak, damn you!