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Old 12-22-2008, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by CarAndDriver
Deers are pesky rats with busy tails.
Yes, and they fight dirty, using bio-warfare (what do you think the ticks are for?!?)!

They should be airlifted en masse to Florida and fed to the ostensibly endangered alligators!
Old 12-22-2008, 10:43 PM
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poor dear..
Old 12-22-2008, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Marklar
Dear Deer,

Humans have been at war with us for as long as we can remember. First it was spears, then arrows, then guns. Now, even cars.

As you know, it is almost one year to the day since my brother was left crippled by the RX8 that goes down the car river every day. I will avenge my brother in the only way possible. I will martyr myself by throwing myself into the RX8, using my body to destroy it forever. I know that some disapprove of these tactics, but disproportionate warfare is the only option we have. Aim for the headlights.

Peace be with you,

Bimbi


PS, why do people keep digging up these ancient threads?
Dude, I laughed so hard @ this, I actually shed tears!!
Old 12-22-2008, 11:28 PM
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In 1997 I bought a new T-Bird as a daily cruiser. Living in the country just north of Raleigh NC the deer were a bit thick. One September nght coming home from work I nailed a good sized deer. Damaged the hood, headlights and windshield. A week later I pick up my car from the body shop and on the way home nailed another one, less then 1/4 mile from where I hit the first one.

But thats not my favorite "Smashing Rudolph" story.

About a year earlier a guy we knew as "Axle" hit a deer in his van. The deer whistle broke off the bumper and impaled in the deer's ear.
Old 12-26-2008, 08:51 AM
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PA has more deer hits per capita than anywhere in the US. I had one bump his head on my pass window in my stratus but I havent hit one in PA yet. I hit one in NJ of all places in my old Talon right after installing an 18g turbo while tuning the bitch of all things, way pissed, i heard the bastard scream, luckily only took out hood, radiator, headlights, fenders were untouched.

I dont drive the 8 at night here unless its an emergency. The wife has a grand cherokee with heavy duty brush gaurd so Im waiting to see who wins the deer or the gaurd.

Also if you hit one always tell your ins. agent the deer ran into you not you tried to avoid it but hit it anyway. Regaurdless of what happened the last thing you should do is give the bloodsuckers more of your $ for an unavoidable accident
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Also if you hit one always tell your ins. agent the deer ran into you not you tried to avoid it but hit it anyway. Regaurdless of what happened the last thing you should do is give the bloodsuckers more of your $ for an unavoidable accident
True, the advice I've been given is to always hit the deer, aim right for the ******.

If you swerve into a ditch to avoid the deer then collision coverage applies, while if you hit the deer it's covered under comprehensive. Also, going off the road and hitting a tree is going to hurt a lot worse than hitting a deer.
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i think we should chemically neuter deer.

we cant kill them all. what would do with the bodies?

so.. use tranq guns loaded with a chemically neutering agent, we should go around and just shoot the effers.

food laced with a neutering agent might be a good idea as well, as its less intensive man hours. but collateral damage might result unless we can target deer specifically.

SHOOT THE FEMALES!
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