Famous quotes from inside your 8.
05-15-2006 | 06:35 AM
#26
05-15-2006 | 06:52 AM
#27
the giant tastetickles
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: in the basement
1. ... (speechless)
2. Stop driving like a crazy ...
3. Your car is making creaky sound
4. You just stalled your car!
5. Your tank empty again?
6. The sunvisor is lame
7. ****! Did I just heard a puncture (voices in my head)
8. Its so hot in your car
9. So smooth...
10. Why is the car at the back tailgating you AGAIN
2. Stop driving like a crazy ...
3. Your car is making creaky sound
4. You just stalled your car!
5. Your tank empty again?
6. The sunvisor is lame
7. ****! Did I just heard a puncture (voices in my head)
8. Its so hot in your car
9. So smooth...
10. Why is the car at the back tailgating you AGAIN
05-15-2006 | 08:04 AM
#31
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From: USA
Originally Posted by DrDiaboloco
In the grocery store parking lot...
"Whoa, cool car! Does that have a sixteen-valve?"
"Uhhh, no, it has NO valves. It's a rotary."
*blank stare*
Or.... Heard from the passenger seat...
"Where's the speedometer!?"
Or... Heard in front of Starbucks...
"Is that a Ferrari? Can you take my picture with it?"
*digs in purse for digital camera*
"Yes ma'am, I'd be happy to. Where's the shutter release on this thing?"
"Whoa, cool car! Does that have a sixteen-valve?"
"Uhhh, no, it has NO valves. It's a rotary."
*blank stare*
Or.... Heard from the passenger seat...
"Where's the speedometer!?"
Or... Heard in front of Starbucks...
"Is that a Ferrari? Can you take my picture with it?"
*digs in purse for digital camera*
"Yes ma'am, I'd be happy to. Where's the shutter release on this thing?"
05-15-2006 | 08:56 AM
#34
RX8 on April 5/06
Joined: Apr 2006
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From: near Toronto
2 days after i got it, farm road, no traffic:
me: okay, I'm going to let her rip
gf: no, you might hit someone
me: we are on a farm road, I'm going to show you what it can do
gf: nononono, I don't want to go too fast
me: I won't go over the speed limit (80km/h), I'll just go really fast to 80
gf: I don't like it! I don't like it!
gf now banned from rx8
Now, we always take her accent everywhere. Which saves my car from getting used/damaged/sucking gas. But it is sooooo boring to drive.
me: okay, I'm going to let her rip
gf: no, you might hit someone
me: we are on a farm road, I'm going to show you what it can do
gf: nononono, I don't want to go too fast
me: I won't go over the speed limit (80km/h), I'll just go really fast to 80
gf: I don't like it! I don't like it!
gf now banned from rx8
Now, we always take her accent everywhere. Which saves my car from getting used/damaged/sucking gas. But it is sooooo boring to drive.
05-15-2006 | 12:35 PM
#39
Rotary Public
Joined: Dec 2004
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From: Northern Virginia near DC
Passenger getting in for the first time: "Wow..."
After opening nav screen: "Wow!"
On an exit ramp: "Dude, if you turn any tighter I'll be sitting in your lap!"
Daughter in the back seat during test drive: "Daddy, there's cup holders back here! This is the car we need!"
After opening nav screen: "Wow!"
On an exit ramp: "Dude, if you turn any tighter I'll be sitting in your lap!"
Daughter in the back seat during test drive: "Daddy, there's cup holders back here! This is the car we need!"
05-15-2006 | 01:02 PM
#41
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When we twist down the hills leaving our farm my two-year-old tends to say, "Wheeeehaaaa, woo hoo hoo hoo" sometimes followed by, "yow, yow, yow". If we make a quick start she'll say, "that was fun dada." Just imagine if she saw how I drove when they're *not* in the car. 
The older two don't say as much anymore, but they do ask for me to open the NAV.
First time passengers often say, "Hey! This is *nice*!" I guess they figure it'll be all cheap crap plastic inside or crude like a go-kart.
The older two don't say as much anymore, but they do ask for me to open the NAV.First time passengers often say, "Hey! This is *nice*!" I guess they figure it'll be all cheap crap plastic inside or crude like a go-kart.
05-15-2006 | 01:36 PM
#42
I just bought the car, but I had a good test drive last week. These are actually from that car from the lot, not my car. Me and my brother are in the front and the 5' 2" Polish sales lady is in the back somewhere.
sales: "You drive very fast. You are very fast driver."
minute or 2 later, "maybe you should not drive this fast next to police station."
my brother: "How fast are you going?"
me: "I don't know."
sales lady: "Ow." She hit her head when I took a corner. Always wear your seatbelt.
(I don't think I was really going all that fast.)
my brother: "This car is very whirly. The engine just kind of whirls."
sales: "You drive very fast. You are very fast driver."
minute or 2 later, "maybe you should not drive this fast next to police station."
my brother: "How fast are you going?"
me: "I don't know."
sales lady: "Ow." She hit her head when I took a corner. Always wear your seatbelt.
(I don't think I was really going all that fast.)
my brother: "This car is very whirly. The engine just kind of whirls."
05-15-2006 | 02:28 PM
#45
'03 Dodge Viper
Joined: Mar 2006
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From: University of Maryland
My uncle was in the passenger seat, and my 5 year old cousin was in the back. I punched it out of a driveway, and my cousin starts yelling wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...then calms down a bit and says, "Mommy always goes the speed limit, but we don't in this car!"
Later, we had to stop him from tickling me through the rotary accents in the seats haha
Later, we had to stop him from tickling me through the rotary accents in the seats haha
05-15-2006 | 02:54 PM
#46
Bet Like a Champion Today
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 789
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From: Pittsburgh
"This is sweeter than crack!" - My crazy-*** friend
"You should have bought a Mustang." - My friend who has a mustang
"How can you afford this?" - Hot Blonde Babe
"Slow down!" - My gf
"You should have bought a Mustang." - My friend who has a mustang
"How can you afford this?" - Hot Blonde Babe
"Slow down!" - My gf
05-15-2006 | 02:57 PM
#47
G-force addict
Joined: Oct 2004
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From: Wilmington, DE
"whats this button do?.... ooooOOOOOooohhhh cooool" (Nav screen popping up -girls love it)
"how are the brakes?.....OOOFFFF uh, I think you just ruptered my spleen"
my dad: "you're taking these turns way to fast"
me: "I'm not even close to the limit"
<take a turn at 9/10ths>
dad: "WHOA! I'm never riding with you again... is this how you drive my vette?"
me: "nah you're vette can't handle like this"
"are these seats aftermarket?"
me, first time a drifted a little on a deserted back road: "eehhhehehehehehehe" (think schoolgirl)
"how are the brakes?.....OOOFFFF uh, I think you just ruptered my spleen"
my dad: "you're taking these turns way to fast"
me: "I'm not even close to the limit"
<take a turn at 9/10ths>
dad: "WHOA! I'm never riding with you again... is this how you drive my vette?"
me: "nah you're vette can't handle like this
""are these seats aftermarket?"
me, first time a drifted a little on a deserted back road: "eehhhehehehehehehe" (think schoolgirl)
05-15-2006 | 03:15 PM
#49
Registered User
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From: Chicago
when i got the car i pick my wife from work and this chick she works with comes by to admire the 8 .. shes like nice . blabla .. so how many cylinders .. well its a rotary with this elyptical bay and a triangular rotor .. pheeewww .. way over her head anyways .. my wife says she had to confirm that story with her boyfriend and now she believes me .. so anyways ..
yesterday after some spirited passes on hgwy .. and all the comments about the speed (she had to lean all the way over me to see it by when we were back to 65) and cries to slow down .. we pass by a c6
me - well, we can always get this .. its like 400hp
wife - so how many horses does the 8 have
me - short pause
wife - ohh wait .. wait .. i fogot it doesnt have any horses .. pause .. does it?
me - blew up laughing with tears in my eyes
after about a minute of laughing and busting her ***** that the 8 rides on donkeys not horses - me - lets just go and eat
yesterday after some spirited passes on hgwy .. and all the comments about the speed (she had to lean all the way over me to see it by when we were back to 65) and cries to slow down .. we pass by a c6
me - well, we can always get this .. its like 400hp
wife - so how many horses does the 8 have
me - short pause
wife - ohh wait .. wait .. i fogot it doesnt have any horses .. pause .. does it?
me - blew up laughing with tears in my eyes
after about a minute of laughing and busting her ***** that the 8 rides on donkeys not horses - me - lets just go and eat
05-15-2006 | 03:19 PM
#50
Humpin legs and takin nam
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From: Clearwater, Fl
Hot blonde in my passenger seat yells "ALLEN! THAT THING IS HUGE!!!" With the windows down and people around the car
There was some freaky tarantuala thing on my windshield.
There was some freaky tarantuala thing on my windshield.
Last edited by guy321; 05-15-2006 at 03:23 PM.