"NOBODY GOING TO JAIL HOE!" my homeboy to this sorry *** chick coming out of a club where I got pulled over for "Unreasonably loud music coming from car stereo" after she says "You going to jail" on Saturday night.

I told the cop "June 13th 6pm Courtroom 3 YOU BE THERE"

No way in hell am I paying that citation.

 

.......... Pause ..........



What I wouldn't pay to watch THAT scene in court.

 

"Is that the Porsche Caymann?" -Old man at a red light

"I hope these seats fully recline" -Girlfriend

"Nevermind... how clean is your hood?" -Girlfriend

"Im in love with your clutch..." -Friend

"And your gearbox" -Friend

 

"how do you know how fast you're going?"

-mostly everyone

 

" wow...looks like the batmobile in here" - gf

"can you parallel park this thing, can barely see out the back? - friend

"cool, you can pull the visor down and still see through it"

"what's with the buzzer?"

...then the usual, how fast are you going?....

"if you ever take another girl in this car i'm breaking up with you" - gf

 

My dauther (2 years old) during the past winter:
"Drift daddy, drift!"

 

I always get:

"How did you afford this?"
"Wheres the speedo?!"
"How fast are we going?!" (the rx-8 seems to be going faster than it actually is).
"What is that again?"
"WTF is a rotary?!"
"Uhh...looks like you won't be ever breaking in the back seats..."

 

"Nice car"
"It is Mazda?"
"It is nice car"
"Oooh, it is very fast."

From a girl visiting me from Israel.

 

Now, did she say "Oooh, it is very fast." or "oh, you finished too fast?"

 

Heh, if I was capable of that sort of behavior across the console it would not matter when i finished. :-)

 

^ Lol... +1

 

"Jesus! Jesus Jesus!!"

 

when someone usually gets in my car for the first time and I make it beep, they always say:
"What the hell was that?!"
or
"You're pushing it too hard, your car is beeping at you."
" Did you hear that? Is your car ok!? "

 

(Going to McDonald's down the street a little bit with my father)

Pop: You're going to miss this turn if you don't low down.
Me: Nah.
Pop: *laughing hystarically after i took the 90 degree turn at 35*


The laughing part was the best.

 

My 21 month old son in the back seat this weekend:

"vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom"

 

I got a better one today actually!
(redlining)
"Was that first gear"
"yes"
"I f*cking hate you"

 

OK, it wasn't in my car since I am still waiting on it, but when viewing my RX-8 background on my computer at work, my boss said, "That's only a 2 cylinder, right? No, wait, a 3 cylinder."

 

"Warn me before you do that again" (brake test at ~50mph, and he had been warned)

"Wow, you really can fit 4 people in here and these back seats are really comfy."

"So, how fast have you actually gone in this car?" (Boyfriend's dad as he rode in passenger seat)

"OMG, we're gonna die." (taking a corner on a windy road while speeding up)

 

When I was slowing down after taking my dad up to 120 mph, I asked, "It didn't even feel like we were going 120, did it?" His simple reply? "Yes."
Also, when telling someone about the car, it's nice to have my wife there because she loves to tell people, "it's a Wankel!" She just likes saying that word.

 

me: "Is there any way you can write the ticket for something lower than that?"

me to salesman (while looking at dealership before I got my car): "Um, I'm not sure why this fell off. You may want to check the quality." After I pulled the pass-thru off (I did not know it came off, I thought it would fold down)

salesman to me (when asked what the box was in the back console [it's the nav DVD]) "that's your six disc changer"
me: "why would they put it in the back?"
salesman: "then it is out of your way"

and my favorite:
friend: "you know when you take those turns so fast the seatbelt chokes me and makes marks on my neck. I can't be walking around with everyone thinking I have hickeys from your stupid car!"
me: "get out"

 

"WHOAH! WHEEEEEEEE HEEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!! WWHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!! WOOOOHOHOHOOOHOHOHOOOO!!!!!!"
-or-
"Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God."

 

" sucks that you bought a four banger"- buddy of mine
"....its not it a rotary engine"-Me
"WTF is that?" - buddy

 

local gas station after a zaino day:
"is it as fast as it is clean?"

 

I love it when people tell me they were taking pictures of my car...makes me feel special!

Plus I now all girls love the 8 when they get in! No one comment, but for example last Friday I got, "Sweet, This car is awesome!" and a "This is super cool!" lol
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Wo, when you said you had 8, i didn't believe it. But now that you let me touch it.