Had a bad experience in parking lot today, got a tire question.
04-16-2004 | 11:41 PM
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Had a bad experience in parking lot today, got a tire question.
Well, a jealous hick threw a carp (yes, a giant scaled carp) on my left front fender today while I was in school. It scrated my fender up a bit, but I may be able to fix it with an orbital buffer. I am going to kick his *** Monday afternoon, but before I do that; I was wondering if anyone knew if it is really easy to slit tires.
Can you basically just take a utility knife to the sidewall and just cut it easy, or is it to hard? I may just take some paint stripper and pour it all over his car, and then hit it with a baseball bat. The problem is that I have to be quiet, becuase I don't want anyone hearing it in the parking lot.
He doesn't think I know he did it, but when I slam him in the face a couple times Monday, he will surely find out.
** I know that I am "not acting like an adult", but who the hell cares? A "cowboy" put a fish on my $30k car, and I am going to do something about it.:D It isn't my fault that he is jealous of me. so I see no wrong in paying him back.
Troy J.
Can you basically just take a utility knife to the sidewall and just cut it easy, or is it to hard? I may just take some paint stripper and pour it all over his car, and then hit it with a baseball bat. The problem is that I have to be quiet, becuase I don't want anyone hearing it in the parking lot.
He doesn't think I know he did it, but when I slam him in the face a couple times Monday, he will surely find out.
** I know that I am "not acting like an adult", but who the hell cares? A "cowboy" put a fish on my $30k car, and I am going to do something about it.:D It isn't my fault that he is jealous of me. so I see no wrong in paying him back.
Troy J.
04-17-2004 | 01:01 AM
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Ok....I'll field this one before you get an influx of posts saying how you should be the bigger person and violence is bad(well it is..).....blah blah blah....
The thing about being 18 is....your technically an adult...but really still a kid, so dont do anything really stupid.
I say kick his ***.
why?.... for all you nay sayers ...
well for one....high school is pretty much the last place you might be able to get away with something like that before you have to act like a civilized human being.
two... I doubt you will ever find another fish anywhere near your car...ever
three.... no one else will ever think of messing with it either
and the most important reason... Chicks dig guys who kick asses. Its just a fact.
The thing about being 18 is....your technically an adult...but really still a kid, so dont do anything really stupid.
I say kick his ***.
why?.... for all you nay sayers ...
well for one....high school is pretty much the last place you might be able to get away with something like that before you have to act like a civilized human being.
two... I doubt you will ever find another fish anywhere near your car...ever
three.... no one else will ever think of messing with it either
and the most important reason... Chicks dig guys who kick asses. Its just a fact.
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04-17-2004 | 01:08 AM
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Re: Had a bad experience in parking lot today, got a tire question.
Originally posted by JeupRX-8
The problem is that I have to be quiet, becuase I don't want anyone hearing it in the parking lot.
The problem is that I have to be quiet, becuase I don't want anyone hearing it in the parking lot.
04-17-2004 | 01:10 AM
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I'd like to hear exactly how you know who is responsible. If you're going to kick anyone's ***, you'd better have something better than "someone told me that someone else heard that he did it."
04-17-2004 | 01:20 AM
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Yes, PLEASE... oh dear gosh... PLEASE be _sure_ it was him!
If it is.. well, be as evil as possible.
First, I would not say anything to him EVER. You do not want this war lasting. And for the love of goodness, do NOT tell anyone what you have done. I was once a little person and you ALL TALK. So ZIP IT!
Try a little kerosene (ah hell, try a smorgasborg of fuels!) in his gas tank. If he has a new car, you may want to check out the prinicipals of magnets. VERY fascinating! :D
Take it from a nerd... the best revenge is stupidity. Especially, when he has 'bad luck' and no one to blame and no one to try and get them back (namely you)!
(so does this mean you like your 8???!???) LOL :p
If it is.. well, be as evil as possible.
First, I would not say anything to him EVER. You do not want this war lasting. And for the love of goodness, do NOT tell anyone what you have done. I was once a little person and you ALL TALK. So ZIP IT!
Try a little kerosene (ah hell, try a smorgasborg of fuels!) in his gas tank. If he has a new car, you may want to check out the prinicipals of magnets. VERY fascinating! :D
Take it from a nerd... the best revenge is stupidity. Especially, when he has 'bad luck' and no one to blame and no one to try and get them back (namely you)!
(so does this mean you like your 8???!???) LOL :p
04-17-2004 | 01:43 AM
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I know it was him, becuase the "parking lot attendant searched his truck and found like 10 carp. I guess he went ca'p spearin' last night, and my girlfriend saw him do it. I just can't wait until Monday, and I do appreciate the "bigger person" advice, but this is my car; and you just don't mess with cars-especially mine.
TRoy J.
TRoy J.
04-17-2004 | 03:54 AM
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Heh..I say, buy yourself some cheap, but strong industrial strength adhesive or glue, and glue everything on that guys car shut...not noisy, and all ya need is a bucket of the stuff and a paintbrush.
04-17-2004 | 04:49 AM
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people are diks
i parked my 8 on the outside of the parking lot so that noobody would park near me, i come outside and someone threw a cup of soda on my vehicle. you can't own anything nice anymore without some (jealous) a$$*&(%! either a.) damaging it or b.) stealing it.
04-17-2004 | 05:39 AM
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Originally posted by JeupRX-8
I know it was him, becuase the "parking lot attendant searched his truck and found like 10 carp.
I know it was him, becuase the "parking lot attendant searched his truck and found like 10 carp.
Sorry to hear about the scratches though. I don't condone violence but I was a kid too many years ago and did some things I'm not proud of today
04-17-2004 | 10:32 AM
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HAHA... made me laugh, a viscious carping the parking lot.
If you want something quit, get some glass etching acid and spell something like "YEEEE HAAAAA! Weez hick!" on his front windshield.
After you dump him on his head of course.
If you want something quit, get some glass etching acid and spell something like "YEEEE HAAAAA! Weez hick!" on his front windshield.
After you dump him on his head of course.
04-17-2004 | 10:47 AM
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It was just my car... That glass etching sounds interesting, I presume it is permanent? Also, what does the coca cola do to the paint? I bought a valve stem remover today @ Auto Zone, it should be easy to take out all 4 valve stems so he can't move the car; on top of the other stuff I will do.
Troy J.
Troy J.
04-17-2004 | 10:54 AM
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Well if he picked you out he will know who is taking vengeance on his car. So that is all the more reason to kick his *** as well. After you physically smash him he will hopefully (if self preservation is an instinct he possesses) not continue the back and forth of f'ng with your car after you mess his up.
04-17-2004 | 11:53 AM
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Okay...
Monday
I am going to remove all 4 of the valve cores with this new nifty tool I bought, then I am going to put the caps back on when all the air is out. When the bastard comes out to drive his car, he won't know what the f*ck happened, because all the caps will be on and he will think someone put a hole in the tires. And when he tries to put air in the tires, it will never work becuase the valve cores will be missing. :D After that, I will just beat his *** the next time I see him in the bathroom or the gym locker room. I am debating keying the car on the left fender just where like my car got scratched. But, I don't want to do any real damage in case anybody is watching me.
Troy J.
Monday
I am going to remove all 4 of the valve cores with this new nifty tool I bought, then I am going to put the caps back on when all the air is out. When the bastard comes out to drive his car, he won't know what the f*ck happened, because all the caps will be on and he will think someone put a hole in the tires. And when he tries to put air in the tires, it will never work becuase the valve cores will be missing. :D After that, I will just beat his *** the next time I see him in the bathroom or the gym locker room. I am debating keying the car on the left fender just where like my car got scratched. But, I don't want to do any real damage in case anybody is watching me.
Troy J.
04-17-2004 | 02:30 PM
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hahha you want something silent and cheap,
pour brake fluid on a rag or towl and just slap that bad boy on instant paint peeler and i think repainting will be a task.
That tire thing just sounds to gay and to much involved return the hardware you bought and buy the liquid. i mean it requires less then pretending to slash his tires!
DRIVE BY BABY!!!**
**If you decided to follow through with it, I never said anything and/or recommended anything. Its all you bro
pour brake fluid on a rag or towl and just slap that bad boy on instant paint peeler and i think repainting will be a task.
That tire thing just sounds to gay and to much involved return the hardware you bought and buy the liquid. i mean it requires less then pretending to slash his tires!
DRIVE BY BABY!!!**
**If you decided to follow through with it, I never said anything and/or recommended anything. Its all you bro
04-17-2004 | 09:23 PM
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It might sound satisfying but the act of kicking someone's *** for revenge is highly over-rated. It's never as satisfying as you thought it would be. And, it's dangerous, no matter how tough you are.
Someone once said "living well is the best revenge".
Short of that, come up with something clever.
I would definitely use a carp.
If you could get one inside his truck on a nice hot day....
Someone once said "living well is the best revenge".
Short of that, come up with something clever.
I would definitely use a carp.
If you could get one inside his truck on a nice hot day....
04-17-2004 | 09:33 PM
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The best solution is to get into his gas cap open. If he leaves the door unlocked it is pretty easy, otherwise you might need a crowbar or something. Then just pour some sugar down a funnel. It really won't matter what his car looks like then cause it won't run, he will need a new engine. This is the cheapest and pretty silent solution that came to my mind.