Or you could buy a rattle snake and plop the bastard on your roof everytime you goto work.. I'd like to see someone try to scratch your car now.. let alone park near it.. hehe...

No idea's on how to get the snake back into the bag it was in though after each day... that I leave to you!!

On the serious side.. I own a BB 8 also and yeah after awhile you frigging notice EVERYTHING!.. the front of my 8 to me atleast looks like my baby is doing coke and needs to wipe her nose a few times.. not sure if its the 04's painting job but I swear this is some damn soft *** paint!.. Do as others have stated park in a secluded area or do what I do.. park in a space where oneside is completly blocked off.. and then let someone you trust park in the space next to yours. If you trust no one else.. atleast you know for a fact only ONE side of your baby will be messed with not both sides.

 

don't feel so bad. I've got some serious issues too. I've got four door dings, one of them being VERY ugly and a cracked windshield (stupid VA construction). Oh yeah by the way, my 8 is black.

Just yesterday I parked my car in a lot way away from everybody. This older lady (probably 50-60 years old) parks right next to me! So close she could barely open her door to get out and almost hit my car. Luckally I was still in the car and she looked over at me just when she was opening her door and began being very careful.

Man, I was like a loaded gun. Why would somebody just decide to park right next to someone who is like 30 yards away from any other car on the parking lot? JEEZ!!!!

 

^^^Ahh man, I would have my eyes glued on what she was doing. What a dumbass. She probably would have intentionally hit your car had she not seen you. Since once she did she was very careful

 

Because in general people are morons. And I'm starting to see a trend here.. Silvers just have a flat out curse to get into accidents or get destroyed.. blacks get all the damn scratches you'd swear its a magnet for them, and Reds.. I never hear any stories of reds or blue's either for that matter.. hmm.. conspiracy theory is forming here.. or do I wanna say Urban legend hmm........ ?