I park in a handicap spot at my job. Its a larg spot so no dings. Its cool cus people think I own the place

 

I'm starting to think that in a parking lot with plenty of empty spaces, people - without thinking about it - tend to park next to another car, rather than in a spot with spaces around it. Maybe they subconciously think there's safety in numbers or something. Or maybe they're used to full parking lots with lots of cars, so that usually they always park next to another car. Then, by habit, when they're trolling for a space they subconciously look for a car (or cars) already parked and grab the first free spot next to it.

Just guessing.

 

I think parking is kinda like urinal etiquette.

If numerous urinals are available, you never stand next to someone during a ****. Exceptions are made during big sports games or events or concerts where there are no buffer urinals available. Similar rules are in tact when the urinals are replaced by the nasty troughs of urine. You should never be within a splash radius of the person next to you. Its just gross, even to think about, and you don't even want to deal with the possible ramifications. If pee is getting on you, wouldn't you prefer it to be your own?

In closing, you should never <park or ****> next to someone, unless it is the absolute last <spot or urinal> available. Even then, the <driver or pisser> has the ability to overrule and abort the <parking or pissing> mission. The mission can be moved to a <different parking lot or bathroom>, or you can even wait for a better <spot or urinal> to become available. (In the event of a line to use a Men's Bathroom...you probably need to leave as there are way to many dude's around anyway. ) If you do choose to stay at said venue, consider <parking across/down the street or pissing outside> where said action can be done in a safer manner. (Just don't let the police see you, they will not understand, unless you are parking...then you should be okay.)

 

I always try to park with no cars around far away..

When I first got the car going to work, I would park far alone at the end of the parking garage. Then one day, I see this big dent on my 8. The dent of a damn shopping cart. Bastards probably threw it at the car just for fun.. And lmao, I still haven't fixed it.

 

KUMAR
Excuse me...I'm sorry, I just have to ask
you...why are you peeing here?

CREEPY GUY
What do you mean?

KUMAR
Why did you decide to **** here right
next to me? Why not that bush over there?

* * *
CREEPY GUY
(getting heated)
So you can pee here and nobody else can,
is that it?

KUMAR
I was just saying....

CREEPY GUY
Is this like your special bush or
something?

KUMAR
No, I just...
(beat)
You know what? Forget about it. I'm not
in the mood to get stabbed right now.