The Squid wins.



https://www.rx8club.com/rx-8-discussion-3/why-does-everyone-vs-rx8-88383/

 

Only when cooked properly.

RX-8 > Overcooked Calamari

 

well this is a hard decision...both make me very happy..but calamari all the way..

 

How big is the plate and how fast is it delivered?

 

I hate you, now I'm hungry

 

Can you use synthetic oil in Calamari?

 

RX8 owns Calamari in the twisties

Calamari's interior sucks and looks like an econofish

 

Yeah, well Calamari comes with a dipping sauce standard. RX-8, does not.

 

Yeah, well the Calamari is more likely to associated with rice than the RX-8.

 

Calamari is probably faster in a straight line because the RX-8 dynos at 180rwhp when it should be 200whp.

 

Big lemon slice on Calamari looks ugly

 

Daaam shaolin, did you make that?

 

how about RX-8 vs....



mmmmmm.....

 

Oh Hell yeah!... Dude lets BBQ this weekend yeah?

 

I like the caloric intake

 

better yet, you guys should hit up desert breeze park...pepper and hoobastank are going to be playing...plus there's going to be food

 

Huh?

 

There is only one way the calamari wins this one: the race takes place at sea BEFORE the squid gets battered and fried. Have any of you seen the 1/4 mile times on a plate of squid? Abysmal. Absolutely abysmal.

 

Calamari isn't a straight line dish, that's taco bell.....

 

 

^Classic

 

Obviously no one has thought about their responses. Allow me to inlighten you all.

you see, the only realistic way they could be raced is in space, because the squid would obviously die out of the water, and an underwater tube to house the mazda is just ridiculous.

Also, one would have a home advantage on the other one in those locations.

So, we go to the moon and set up a track, and let 'em loose.

The squid would die, and the mazda's engine would be unable to start, giving them both equal lap times, making them equal in all people's minds including my own.

Or if you insist that any land is a home advantage for mazda, we just take them to the middle of space and let 'em loose, whoever manages to drift the fastest is the victor.

Either way the squid is cheaper.

unless you happen to be talking about the famed electric golden squid of lore...

...but thats just silly.

 

oh man wow. I really wish I had some witty remark to add here to this pure genius thread. But seriously, SQUID, that's wonderful.

 

Let me enlighten you, telling people to race a 8 and the squid in space is not realistic.

 

^^that was kinda part of the joke....