WANTED: KILLS thread please
06-05-2006 | 12:35 PM
#26
the stig is my hero
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From: NC
This morning on the drive to campus some guy in his s2000 was on my bumper even though I was doing 7 or 8 over. This persisted for a couple miles, even though there was a passing lane. I figured he wanted something. So I threw back a couple of the juji-fruits I was eating and saw them land somewhere in his front seat. He backed off (probably to hunt them down and eat them).
06-05-2006 | 12:37 PM
#27
.:. causing mischief
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From: EVOLV-Chicago
Originally Posted by Winfree
Does this count? (I had posted it over at 10 best sports cars for gas:
Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"
Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"
06-05-2006 | 12:41 PM
#29
i pwn therefore i am
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From: Delaware, USA
Originally Posted by Ike
I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.
06-05-2006 | 12:43 PM
#30
Turbos blow!!
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From: my engine bay
I smoked a Cobra, Viper, Saleen, F430, Sti, Daewoo, 360 Modena, 3 speed billygoat, and a stick shift toliet bowl in my police car. I then ran down a go-cart and gave all of them tickets for street racing.
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06-05-2006 | 02:15 PM
#33
Dongbag extrordinare
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From: Away from the fruits of my labor
Originally Posted by tiggerlee
I killed a squirrel about a month ago in my 8. Does that count?
06-05-2006 | 02:23 PM
#34
rotary user
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From: Madison, NC
I smoked an arturo fuente cubanita in my 8 the other day. it didnt have a chance.
And I absolutely killed a yoohoo this morning on the way into work. I should have left some though cause i choked against a blueberry muffin.
And I absolutely killed a yoohoo this morning on the way into work. I should have left some though cause i choked against a blueberry muffin.
06-05-2006 | 02:53 PM
#38
doin' the bull dance
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From: Quahog, RI
Originally Posted by police34
I smoked a Cobra, Viper, Saleen, F430, Sti, Daewoo, 350 Modena, 3 speed billygoat, and a stick shift toliet bowl in my police car. I then ran down a go-cart and gave all of them tickets for street racing.
Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical *****.
06-05-2006 | 02:54 PM
#39
i've had Returned
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From: Pembroke Pines, FL
i raced this V8 car.... like the one in the pic and smoked him so bad that now im hunting V12's only.........but im not too sure if i wont bcuz of the fact that he had many people in his car and i only had 2 counting me 
06-05-2006 | 02:58 PM
#40
Turbos blow!!
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From: my engine bay
Originally Posted by dmc27
Where was this - I've been looking for my 3sp billygoat for 3 months. Left the damn gate unlocked, heard him revving up, and then couldn't catch him in my8!
Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical *****.
Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical *****.
06-05-2006 | 08:45 PM
#46
I hit a dove the other day and judging by all the feathers that were flying,
I dont think the Dove made it.
Then the wife yells at me ,,"why did you do that?"
Ummm,,,, cause it was standing in the road.
Then she hit me.
Next time I will swerve off the road and total the car to miss the critters
standing in the road watching me come at them at 75 mph.
She would probably hit me then too.
I dont think the Dove made it.
Then the wife yells at me ,,"why did you do that?"
Ummm,,,, cause it was standing in the road.
Then she hit me.
Next time I will swerve off the road and total the car to miss the critters
standing in the road watching me come at them at 75 mph.
She would probably hit me then too.
06-05-2006 | 08:57 PM
#47
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I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.
06-05-2006 | 10:39 PM
#49
Insanely Yellow
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From: Buffalo Grove IL
Originally Posted by C4talyst
I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.
Hint:
ANYONE who races on the street IS a moron and is racing under improper conditions. The public streets are improper conditions for racing. Racing should always and only take place on a race track.
And, "not necessarily advocating illegal activities". Please name one place where street racing is legal.
Last edited by StewC625; 06-05-2006 at 10:43 PM.