What have I done?! self-pwnage
12-06-2006 | 08:05 PM
#26
Turning and burning
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 569
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From: Half a parsec from Kessel...
One more door story...
Two family members arrived home at the same time. The son backs his car in on the left side of the two-car garage. His mother noses the car in on the right side of the garage. The son is backing up nice and slowly into the garage, and as is his habit, he doesn't use the side mirrors, and instead likes to hang his head and left arm out of the car while looking back.
His mother, of course, is driving the new black SUV. She knows her son is backing up slowly, and guesses that he's stopped once the white reverse lights have gone out. Only not really - he's just paused for a second, and goes for reverse again. Too late - his mother opens the SUV door.
WHACK!
Bashes his glasses and whacks his arm. Except he wears this big and fancy watch. Scratches everywhere. He's OK. She's cheezed.
Two family members arrived home at the same time. The son backs his car in on the left side of the two-car garage. His mother noses the car in on the right side of the garage. The son is backing up nice and slowly into the garage, and as is his habit, he doesn't use the side mirrors, and instead likes to hang his head and left arm out of the car while looking back.
His mother, of course, is driving the new black SUV. She knows her son is backing up slowly, and guesses that he's stopped once the white reverse lights have gone out. Only not really - he's just paused for a second, and goes for reverse again. Too late - his mother opens the SUV door.
WHACK!
Bashes his glasses and whacks his arm. Except he wears this big and fancy watch. Scratches everywhere. He's OK. She's cheezed.
12-06-2006 | 09:33 PM
#27
Thread Starter
Mr. T is my copilot
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: los angeles
Originally Posted by Low Fly'n 8
Hopefully you will be able to look back on this one day and laugh about it. Until then I would recommend drinking heavily to dull the pain. 
regretted it this morning though
12-06-2006 | 10:54 PM
#29
i pwn therefore i am
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 2,332
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From: Delaware, USA
Originally Posted by dillsrotary
anyone ever open their suicide doors on the highway as air brakes? (like knight rider after he got upgrades)