SO I come outside this morning and find this mess. What the hell?! This had to be the sickest bird to ever exist. Its friggen colon must have exploded! What kills me is that the pictures dont even do it justice. It was everywhere. I didnt know if I should be pissed about the situation, or just laugh. To be honest, I kind of felt bad for the bird. Ive seen alot of bird crap on cars before, especially after sitting for weeks, but this blew my mind. Plus I just washed my car a week ago. Oh well, already washed my car and got it all off so as not to ruin the paint. Anyone else ever have something close to this happen to their 8?

 

yikes...never that bad.

 

rofl

 

haha...at least you didnt get **** on

 

looks like diarhea

 

You need a shoot gun!

 

Im gonna agree with all of the above. Wierd thing is I wasnt even parked under a tree. Damn bird must have eaten some really bad shellfish or something. Oh well, thank God for soap, hoses, and buckets of water.

 

That may be hu-mon **** !

 

I thought the 1st pic was enough to show the poop.......... this is a case when less photos are preferred!, clean it! ur 8 is crying man... I find birds attracted to white cars, I have a white car and I always get bird droppings on it after i wash it sparkling clean. Maybe they like to see their reflection while dropping their poop....who knows

Haha i was wondering one day, coz this bird pooped on my sunroof. IT'd SUCK if you get it on ur head/in ur car with the sunroof open enjoying a nice bright day of sun shine. hahaha
________
Volcano vaporizer

 

HAHA...my first post states that I did clean it! Right after I took these pics she was washed. As for the sunroof, I dont worry about that. No sunroof here.

 

Wow, that(those) bird(s) did not like your car, I haven't seen a bombing that bad since....well, you know where I am going with this.

 

Birds...... Must........Die......

 

Fly-By Shitting....

 

Holy ****, Bat Man!

Looks more like someone spit their tobacco!

 

OMG.. it almost looks like someone spit chewing tobacco on your 8, that was one sick bird..

and I thought the huge bug splats I get from each and every drive was bad..

Glad you got it cleaned up though.

 

The Europeans made a study and found out Birds **** more on white cars.

I also am a beliver of this.

 

Seagull **** is the worse!
I got hit after dropping a package off at UPS one day. Since I wasnt home I had to drive home with that **** omlette on my back window before I could hose it down!

 

Omg! I'd be like this:

 

Others already beat me to it... I don't think that's bird ****. Someone seriously spit tobacco on your car. It happened to my white Miata in the parking lot of Disneyland a few years ago.

@#$%^&* rednecks.

 

I would agree. That looks like tobaccy to me.

On a side note, I watched a couple of Big white birds (egrets IIRC) fly over the local Mazda Meet in here in No. Virginia. Just as they gained altitude, they dropped about of pint of ballast right over the line of miatas in the parking lot...all with their tops down.

Felt bad when I laughed. I like miatas.

 

well like one poster pointed out at least you didn't have an open sunroof and have the birds **** on your head.

i remember one day about 3 years ago i was just walking downtown to get lunch for my office, and a bird flew by and **** right on my head. i went into the bathroom at the resturant and got out as much as i could, but i had to finish my shift before i could go home and wash my hear. that day sucked bigtime.

 

wow, you guys really think someone spit tobacco all over my car? That really pisses me off then. You cant control bird **** but otherwise its just plain vandalism. WTF!!??!

 

That ,,or you got one evil crap throwing monkey hideing somewhere.

 

Stop taking pictures and start cleaning

 

I think there was a time, my 8 got hit like it got shot by machine guns or something. but it was bird poop instead of bullets.

Yes I did parked near a tree. maybe thats why

but I was just away for maybe an hour to my girlfriend's house. I came back out , and I was like *oh ****, wtf just happened? the sky fall or something?*

ahh well. took it to a car wash right away.