"I have slaves."
- Thomas Jefferson (one of the founding fathers of the United States)

These men weren't saints -- they were just men. And moreover, that quote is so relative. Laws exist for the sole reason of limiting people's freedoms for the sole benefit of security. For example, you can't go around shooting people in the face. We have restricted that freedom for the security of everyone.

 

try growing up in a small town where driving past 9:00 pm is probable cause. I used to have about 30 of those little white breathalizer straws and would get pulled for nothing once or twice a month. I respect police, but let's face it, some of em are just ******** on a power trip and they ruin it for alot of good officers.

 

Saturn: don't bother.

 

I think the equation should actually be:

CASH > Safety

 

Boobies > Cash > Safety

However, I am told boobies can be acquired using money thus complicating the equation.

 

So you're saying the only reason I don't go and shoot someone in the face is because it's against the law?

I know they were just men, but Ben Franklin was a brilliant man. And it's my opinion that his quote is beautifully put.

 

Hmmmm...interesting theory.

So if,

Cash = Boobies

then,

Boobies > Safety

I think this means bras are unnecessary and should be banned! Yay!

 

....officially jacked

 

my day > any of OBTIQs days

 

OK first off the guy who started this thread didn't bitch and whine and moan about cops in his first post, so how bout we stay on track and try and help the dude out. If you could...would you scan the tickets and post them here ((covering up personal information)) just so any cops here or anyone who would know what the abbreviations are can help decipher his 6 ticket nonsense and try and help him solve the problem.

 

Boobies

 

Show me tha Boobies......

Cop: Do you know whay I pulled you over?
RX-8 Driver: Because you got laid last night and you’re stopping
everyone to tell them?

Cop: Do you know whay I pulled you over?
RX-8 Driver: Because I let you.

Cop: Im writing you a ticket for reckless driving...
RX-8 Driver: But officer, isnt that a good thing?

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
RX-8 Driver: Not fast enough if you caught up.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
RX-8 Driver: Depends on how long you've been following me.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
RX-8 Driver: To let me know I forgot to plug in my radar detector?

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
RX-8 Driver: Because you smelled the donuts in my trunk.

Cop: Do you why I pulled you over?
RX-8 Driver: It's the end of the month again isn't it?

 

you read the 8th post?

 

^ rofl. nice . . .

Ok - actually trying to help the OP; wait, I got nothing. I'm really not sure why you accepted tickets w/o making him explain. After wasting an hour of my time, I would have acted like I was thick as a brick, and wasted some of his. How you got the ticket for no license is beyond me. If you've got family on the force, why not ask them? t'is all very odd. In your defense, I'd have been arrested if the cop was truly just being a dick. So you did better than me in that respect.

 

Cop: Do you why I pulled you over?
Driver: Is it for the pot in my friend's pocket?

 

well my mom is in Florida right now and I told her the abbrv. and she didnt understand them, and belive me I tried to waste his time once i got the tickets, but it's cool though, im not really stressin it because it wont fly in court ( if he even shows up), and im going to request a full report on each of my tickets as well, so he'll have a fun day in the office writing a report on the 6 tickets he issued me. I cant wait to chew his *** up in court, As I think i said from the beginning , im just pissed that i'll have to miss a day of class and spend money on a plane ticket to travel back up here.

 

Why? It's not illegal

 

someone needs to mention the joke where the guy thinks the cop is trying to return his wife back to him...

 

Can you hire traffic court lawyers in NY via phone and present your case to them and have representation without having to appear in NY?? $900 on a "routine" traffic stop? Man, I thought the fines in Cali were high. Good luck on your case. I hope all ends well.

 

hey, i got a ticket this past weekend for having tinted windows ... um, i dont have any tint anywhere. i told him so, he made me roll down my window half way (with the entire Chicago rotary community watching -- we were at the Rotary BBQ) and he claims since his white piece of paper looked a bit green behind the glass ... TINT! He was then going to go down the line and write everyone a ticket.

As he was giving me the ticket and telling me to just mail my money in, he informed me that Mazda is one of those manufacturers who "makes illegal cars."

I'm pretty sure my day in court will be amusing to say the least.

 

^ "Officer Kumquat, were you aware that you're IN-FREEKING-COMPETENT?"

 

oh, I SO wish I could be in court to watch this...

 

What an ***! I've always thought that most tint laws make an exception for manufacturer installed tint although now that I look, I can't find anywhere in our state law (NC) that says so. Although it does say this :

 

Hell, this dude spent an hour in his cruiser looking through all the books to see what he could write me up for. The thing that just pisses me off, is that I approached him (before he started writing any tickets) to ask if there was anything I could do as the organizer to make sure our group was in compliance with all the rules.

Oh BTW, he is a Forest Preserve cop with the same authority as an Illinois State cop.

 

I hope they lock OBTIQs *** up when he goes to court.

then maybe this thread title will have some meaning.