B Stock: This is one of the more confusing of the stock classes... Nobody thats ever driven a Mazda RX-8 can possibly understand A) How a car with 14.77 ft/lbs. of torque can be that much faster than the 350z, B) Why nobody can beat that Isley guy and C) How they convince their tire guy to spend an entire workweek mounting those Kumhos

F Modified: This is the worst of all the classes. The cars are horrifically loud and most people have a deep hatred for them and their drivers. Ever wonder what it sounds like when Satan cuts his grass? Most of these cars are hand built by Satan and his minions and are the sole cause of suicide, AIDS and the Avian Flu. Most of the people who run these cars are crotchety old men who only compete on glass smooth lots and when the temperature is 70 degrees out. They also break, a lot. And by a lot I mean always. Dan Trobbins owns the phrase "F Modified" and must be paid royalties for all uses.