Hey, I know you guys must be excited by the thread name......but.......haha
Its actually a question!!!!
I am looking for some suspension mods (hell, 1k good suspension vs 3k for turbo, screw it)
So anyhowww I would like to ask you what are some good stuff to do to your suspension to make the car ride better and turn curves like crazy

I also want to know whether there are any springs/coils/ whatever I'm dumb
that I can put in and would make my ride height the same, and possibly a bit higher, because I am putting in a bodykit, and dam it all the bumps and crap here in Socal is a pain!!!

 

dude,

know you didnt..

not going to be pretty..

buy a vowel, vana.

beers

 

There was a turtle by the name of Bert
And Bert the Turtle was very alert
When danger threatened him he never got hurt
He knew just what to do

He'd duck and cover, duck and cover
He'd hide his head and tail and four little feet
He'd duck and cover!

He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do

And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do

They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!

He hid beneath his little shell until the coast was clear
Then one by one his head and tail and legs would reappear
By acting calm and cool he proved he was a hero, too
For finding safety is the bravest wisest thing to do

And now his little friends are just like Bert
And every turtle is very alert
When danger threatens them they never get hurt
They know just what to do

They duck and cover, duck and cover
They hide their heads and tails and four little feet
They duck and cover!
They duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, and cover

 

oh
my
*******
god

what
part
of
SEARCH
that
you
dont
understand ?

 

nice job.

beers

 

this thread sucked before it started ...

 

yikes ...

 

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all ni.. um... until this thread dies or is deleted or something.

Honestly tajabaho1 with your join date/post count you ought to know better.

 

Self-Ownage Thread...haa

 

too funny - I stupidly clicked on this thinking I might learn something because I've never read any of the suspension threads .

 

the sad thing is they could make it all go away, but are not smart enough to do it..

i love this thread... it rules..

it is the syn / flooding / powerloss / notfastenough / is my car doomed thread all rolled into one.

beers

 

toasters are crazy

 

you forgot the vs. z car vs x-fire vs. cavalier vs explorer threads in your list.

 

My toaster doesn't toast fast enough. Is there anything I can do for $3 to make it toast faster and better? While not using anymore electricity? And not voiding the warranty? AND keeping to reliable?

Also, I heard for like $20 you can make it also microwave.

 

You can get a chip for it on E-bay that will increase its power by 20% and improve efficiency by 30% .

 

u r toaster is hot.......

it is like slammed and still hot.. so is toaster a or b better.. is there a vs b toaster thread around here somewhere.

or some vendors that sell toasters?

could u give me a link to search toasters.. or maybe a link to google search toasters..

and is the oven part the same or do i have to order that extra???? **** another search..

this is hard!!!!

beers

 

If you get the e-bay chip - 20%
add a high flow cord - 15 %
put in an amplifier - 16.23%
uprate the elements - 32%
Introduce forced induction -50%

thats one might quick toaster ......

Probably do the 1/4 toast in 5.4 seconds or less .

 

that is some smokin toast. it it a northern hemi vs southern hemi thing?

i said hemi..

beers

 

Seriously - our toasters have got to be better - 240 volts man
aren't you guys on a puny 120 volts ? I scoff in your general direction .

 

I head that if you twist a butter knife into a spiral and stick next to your toast it will make a toaster work faster and use less electricity.

You can buy them on eBay professionally twisted for like $10!

 

Go with Racing Beat springs and sway bars.
It'll cost you about $600 and only drop the car 1/2 an inch.
That will give you much better handling and allow you to stop worrying about your bodykit's ground clearance.

Another alternative is to go with Tein Basic coilovers for about $800 and set them to stock ride height (or maybe even higher) because they are height adjustable.
I'm not sure what will happen to the spring pre-load if you do that but you can call a Tein dealer and ask them for advice.

Good luck!

 

there are many fine products on eBay for toasters.

 

$20? thats expensive i hear the greedy kit is only $9.95 and produces the same amount of radiation


What is the best toaster?

 

ah,

i got it. what is you altitude????? are you doing sky high toast? the air is thin giving you the toasting advantage..

ambrose and trucks rock..

beers

 

im gonna get some new springs for my toaster, what are the best ones to buy?