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09-09-2008, 09:51 AM
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I'm not sure where the "spotted" thread went, but I saw an absolutely beautiful girl in a black 8 getting off on the Stevenson exit yesterday about 5pm. I was in my Evo.
09-10-2008, 10:38 PM
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09-11-2008, 08:22 PM
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follow the man rules...
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then--when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "#### You" and grab the other girls ***.
Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "If you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet...kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things...like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair.
This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No, shes not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile...then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say "No, its just the rain." Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream "Stop crying you ####ing baby!" Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Titty twisters...and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Two words...Dutch Oven.
25. Remember her birthday but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.
27. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(Or--if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "You better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then--when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "#### You" and grab the other girls ***.
Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "If you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet...kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things...like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair.
This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say "No, shes not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile...then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She'll say "No, its just the rain." Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream "Stop crying you ####ing baby!" Girls like a tough man as I've already stated.
22. Titty twisters...and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Two words...Dutch Oven.
25. Remember her birthday but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.
27. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny
09-11-2008, 09:17 PM
#6489
Tony says, RX8s are GREAT
I have many things planned for the 8, but im limited on time because of work and school, but everything I put out will be great quality. For power adders, everything will be dyno proven.
09-12-2008, 02:07 PM
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Where's everybody at!? It's a shame I have to come in and bump this thread, wth? 
Hope everyone's doing ok. The family and I are doing fine. I'm getting better at every diaper change haha and I don't mind the occasional poop on my fingers.
Hope everyone's doing ok. The family and I are doing fine. I'm getting better at every diaper change haha and I don't mind the occasional poop on my fingers.
09-13-2008, 01:13 PM
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I was in Milpitas Square last night.
Parked next to a bunch of Asian teenagers and their BMW's
I was thinking to myself "How the **** do a bunch of 16 year olds afford a bunch of krauted out Bimmers?"
I got my answer when one of them picks up their ringing cell and immediately turns to his buds, "Oh ****, my mom wants me home, she needs the car.."
Parked next to a bunch of Asian teenagers and their BMW's
I was thinking to myself "How the **** do a bunch of 16 year olds afford a bunch of krauted out Bimmers?"
I got my answer when one of them picks up their ringing cell and immediately turns to his buds, "Oh ****, my mom wants me home, she needs the car.."
09-13-2008, 10:07 PM
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I was in Milpitas Square last night.
Parked next to a bunch of Asian teenagers and their BMW's
I was thinking to myself "How the **** do a bunch of 16 year olds afford a bunch of krauted out Bimmers?"
I got my answer when one of them picks up their ringing cell and immediately turns to his buds, "Oh ****, my mom wants me home, she needs the car.."
Parked next to a bunch of Asian teenagers and their BMW's
I was thinking to myself "How the **** do a bunch of 16 year olds afford a bunch of krauted out Bimmers?"
I got my answer when one of them picks up their ringing cell and immediately turns to his buds, "Oh ****, my mom wants me home, she needs the car.."
09-14-2008, 10:10 AM
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09-14-2008, 07:29 PM
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09-14-2008, 10:08 PM
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I zoom therefore I am.
Hey Ever,
Planning to leave Friday morning/early afternoon. Stay at the chicks mom's house in Glendora then drive to cerritos to meet up with the socal folks.
Planning to leave Friday morning/early afternoon. Stay at the chicks mom's house in Glendora then drive to cerritos to meet up with the socal folks.
09-14-2008, 10:41 PM
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Back in the day...
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I might be carpooling with Rob Fri afternoon. I'll see if I can talk off a half day and be down to Rob's at 2:00pm...
You guys want to meet up in McCarthy Ranch, food at Off the Border? I need to be in SJ this weekend anyway, and it's closer to you guys. We can work something out for a little caravan.
You guys want to meet up in McCarthy Ranch, food at Off the Border? I need to be in SJ this weekend anyway, and it's closer to you guys. We can work something out for a little caravan.