MY $3500 Goodyear Nightmare
08-01-2010, 11:03 PM
#77
Going for broke
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So I would make all this up for ***** and giggles 
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lol
08-02-2010, 11:34 AM
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If you make me use my imagination, this is the real story:
Your name is Poindexter, you are a ginger, you drive a 1993 civic with a bench for a spoiler, a fart can, and your "custom hood" are two fake glued on hood pins to make it seem like you have hood pins...AND you wear a black muscle tee due to your obsession with Vin Diesel. You got your car aligned at Brake Masters then went to the gas station. You popped your hood, while accidentally putting diesel (you're at 3/4's full before filling up) into your gas tank, and began to show off your blue valve cover and intake to a homeless guy who (high on crack) thought it was a space shuttle due to the giant spoiler.
You closed the hood (but it doesn't close all the way), then you get onto the street and began blasting your ratty *** sound system to a guy with a FC at the stop light, and rev your engine at him. You both take off and the FC beats the living **** out of your car. Then your "custom" hood flies up and smashes into your windshield, and dents your paint faded hood. You're angry about the RX7 pwning you in the butt, so you log onto www.rx8club.com (because you got beat by a rotary, and the guy who kicked your *** is probably on 7club, and you don't want the truth to be exposed) after taking your steroid shot to the butt (because you want to be like Vin Diesel) and begin to go on a tirade about how they put in the (Vin) diesel (lawls), they didn't close the hood pins (even though they are stick on), and they should be held responsible for you being ricer and not paying attention to what fuel you're putting in just because you wanted to show off your freshly spray painted valve cover and mad custom intake from a company called "Intakez fo yo whip".
Now ALL of this can be prevented if you post pictures...
Edit: Surprise buttsecks
Your name is Poindexter, you are a ginger, you drive a 1993 civic with a bench for a spoiler, a fart can, and your "custom hood" are two fake glued on hood pins to make it seem like you have hood pins...AND you wear a black muscle tee due to your obsession with Vin Diesel. You got your car aligned at Brake Masters then went to the gas station. You popped your hood, while accidentally putting diesel (you're at 3/4's full before filling up) into your gas tank, and began to show off your blue valve cover and intake to a homeless guy who (high on crack) thought it was a space shuttle due to the giant spoiler.
You closed the hood (but it doesn't close all the way), then you get onto the street and began blasting your ratty *** sound system to a guy with a FC at the stop light, and rev your engine at him. You both take off and the FC beats the living **** out of your car. Then your "custom" hood flies up and smashes into your windshield, and dents your paint faded hood. You're angry about the RX7 pwning you in the butt, so you log onto www.rx8club.com (because you got beat by a rotary, and the guy who kicked your *** is probably on 7club, and you don't want the truth to be exposed) after taking your steroid shot to the butt (because you want to be like Vin Diesel) and begin to go on a tirade about how they put in the (Vin) diesel (lawls), they didn't close the hood pins (even though they are stick on), and they should be held responsible for you being ricer and not paying attention to what fuel you're putting in just because you wanted to show off your freshly spray painted valve cover and mad custom intake from a company called "Intakez fo yo whip".
Now ALL of this can be prevented if you post pictures...
Edit: Surprise buttsecks
Last edited by BlackRX82006; 08-02-2010 at 11:40 AM.
08-02-2010, 08:17 PM
#85
Going for broke
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If you make me use my imagination, this is the real story:
Your name is Poindexter, you are a ginger, you drive a 1993 civic with a bench for a spoiler, a fart can, and your "custom hood" are two fake glued on hood pins to make it seem like you have hood pins...AND you wear a black muscle tee due to your obsession with Vin Diesel. You got your car aligned at Brake Masters then went to the gas station. You popped your hood, while accidentally putting diesel (you're at 3/4's full before filling up) into your gas tank, and began to show off your blue valve cover and intake to a homeless guy who (high on crack) thought it was a space shuttle due to the giant spoiler.
You closed the hood (but it doesn't close all the way), then you get onto the street and began blasting your ratty *** sound system to a guy with a FC at the stop light, and rev your engine at him. You both take off and the FC beats the living **** out of your car. Then your "custom" hood flies up and smashes into your windshield, and dents your paint faded hood. You're angry about the RX7 pwning you in the butt, so you log onto www.rx8club.com (because you got beat by a rotary, and the guy who kicked your *** is probably on 7club, and you don't want the truth to be exposed) after taking your steroid shot to the butt (because you want to be like Vin Diesel) and begin to go on a tirade about how they put in the (Vin) diesel (lawls), they didn't close the hood pins (even though they are stick on), and they should be held responsible for you being ricer and not paying attention to what fuel you're putting in just because you wanted to show off your freshly spray painted valve cover and mad custom intake from a company called "Intakez fo yo whip".
Now ALL of this can be prevented if you post pictures...
Edit: Surprise buttsecks
Your name is Poindexter, you are a ginger, you drive a 1993 civic with a bench for a spoiler, a fart can, and your "custom hood" are two fake glued on hood pins to make it seem like you have hood pins...AND you wear a black muscle tee due to your obsession with Vin Diesel. You got your car aligned at Brake Masters then went to the gas station. You popped your hood, while accidentally putting diesel (you're at 3/4's full before filling up) into your gas tank, and began to show off your blue valve cover and intake to a homeless guy who (high on crack) thought it was a space shuttle due to the giant spoiler.
You closed the hood (but it doesn't close all the way), then you get onto the street and began blasting your ratty *** sound system to a guy with a FC at the stop light, and rev your engine at him. You both take off and the FC beats the living **** out of your car. Then your "custom" hood flies up and smashes into your windshield, and dents your paint faded hood. You're angry about the RX7 pwning you in the butt, so you log onto www.rx8club.com (because you got beat by a rotary, and the guy who kicked your *** is probably on 7club, and you don't want the truth to be exposed) after taking your steroid shot to the butt (because you want to be like Vin Diesel) and begin to go on a tirade about how they put in the (Vin) diesel (lawls), they didn't close the hood pins (even though they are stick on), and they should be held responsible for you being ricer and not paying attention to what fuel you're putting in just because you wanted to show off your freshly spray painted valve cover and mad custom intake from a company called "Intakez fo yo whip".
Now ALL of this can be prevented if you post pictures...
Edit: Surprise buttsecks
+1 Rev
08-02-2010, 08:49 PM
#87
Going for broke
Thread Starter
