Official Irvine/OC Meet Thread
#2927
I dislike wodka...chick i knew turned me on to it...OMG
What made it better...it was distilled in Austin...good stuff...
#2928
ha ya..i'm taking another swim class there now. and although typically, that wouldn't be necessary info, being alone at night on a campus that's known for rapes and also being half naked just makes you an easy target
i think i'm gonna look in to self defense classes though, cuz CSULB's campus isn't safe either
i think i'm gonna look in to self defense classes though, cuz CSULB's campus isn't safe either
1) If your opponent cannot see, they cannot fight...
2) If your opponent cannot stand, they cannot fight...
3) If your opponent cannot breathe, they cannot fight...
4) If your opponent cannot utilize their spinal cord, they cannot fight...
My self-defense lessons are designed for one strike conflict resolution. Handy when dealing with multiple attackers, or for when you cannot afford the luxury of pissing off your attacker due to regular martial arts. Seconds count, and incapacitating your attacker the first time, when you may only have a single moment is important. Thus, don't screw around and get the job done with extreme prejudice.
COST: 1 Sprinkles Cupcake per strike...one strike per lesson...
=)
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#2930
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morning peeps! We ready for some Shake and Bake action tonight?!
P.S. no hangover FTW
P.S. no hangover FTW
#2932
Any which way you tell this story...it ends with me putting you into the wall...
Brew @ 6pm nearby? PUT OUT DOZER!! G1Bb0R m3 t3H 4one1!
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#2938
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you guys obviously have never heard of the "Glad Bag of Fun" Allow me to teach you mere mortals a lesson on the fine art of drunken festivities.
Step #1: Grab a Glad / ziploc bag. Fill the bag with alcohol of choice.
Step #2: bring said bag of fun to karting, you can have it in your pocket
Step #3: order a beverage, pour out half, pour IN Glad Bag of fun contents
INSTANT mixed drinks!!!! You can walk around sipping on it and NO ONE is the wiser.
Step #1: Grab a Glad / ziploc bag. Fill the bag with alcohol of choice.
Step #2: bring said bag of fun to karting, you can have it in your pocket
Step #3: order a beverage, pour out half, pour IN Glad Bag of fun contents
INSTANT mixed drinks!!!! You can walk around sipping on it and NO ONE is the wiser.
#2940
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flask will trigger metal detectors and easily felt on a pat down. Get a "big" guy in your group to put the glad bag of fun in his pants / under his shirt, no one will feel it.
#2942
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iTrader: (7)
^^^ look harder. Pat Down!! (think Staples Center or other major sporting events) That's how the Glad BAg of Fun got its start.
#2944
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so what's up Dozer?
#2945
all this talk of alcohol has prompt me to go get my liver function test.
those that drink often should get their liver tested. so you can drink more after you know your liver is okay
those that drink often should get their liver tested. so you can drink more after you know your liver is okay
#2946
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I'm afraid to get my liver tested. I already have high blood pressure, I can't handle any more bad news, it'll only make my blood pressure go up even more which will then lead to MORE drinking as I drown away my sorrows.
#2950
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beware the Yardhouse on a Friday night @ the Spectrum. It'll take forever to get a table. You been to Gordon Biersch @ Metro Point? Good stuff.