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beer is good but tequilla runs in my veins as my dad and grandpa are tequilla experts as my grandpa has a ranch in jalisco planted with 42,000 agave plants just waiting growing damn takes 7-10 years for the plant to be fully mature
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haha this is some funny stuff.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
He has been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
That's a lie
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^^^ that is hilarious!
I assume its based on the Dos XX guy?
I assume its based on the Dos XX guy?
RX8 & RX7 owner
$400 isn't a bad price when you consider that some tuners charge $300-$400 an hour PLUS dyno time. (which will run you another $100+ per hour)
This is why my annual Tuning / Dyno Day with the BHR crew is SUCH a freaking bargain!
I seriously don't think some people realize what a great deal that is. Trust me...people were PM'ing me last year saying I was charging too much.
This is why my annual Tuning / Dyno Day with the BHR crew is SUCH a freaking bargain!
I seriously don't think some people realize what a great deal that is. Trust me...people were PM'ing me last year saying I was charging too much.
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damn, did no one see my post about how to get hammered at the ballpark?
must have used my disappearing ink...
must have used my disappearing ink...
im here in south el monte. if your coming from R-side im assuming your gonna take the 60 or 10 to the 605 right? well if u come on the 60 exit peck. its right after the 605. and if your coming from the 10 exit durfee its also right after the 605..
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im taking the 60 so yeah get off on peck and meet you were im takin off at 450
That's a lie
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gotta love those RedWing fans!
I've even been known to take the Glad Bag of Fun to the movie theater.
I've even been known to take the Glad Bag of Fun to the movie theater.
exit peck make a right and meet me at 7-11 it will be on your left hand side!!!my favorite store!! 626 202 8006.. txt me/call me when u take off.. im planning on leaving at 6..so be here on time cuz thur mite be traffic.. my name is Hugo by the way.. the 1 wit the ugly rims LOL dont worry im tryna sell em i guess. haha