Ticketassassin.com
07-05-2005 | 05:17 PM
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Ticketassassin.com
I was ticketed, accused of going 57 in a 35 zone.
I followed the instructions on http://ticketassassin.com/, and I was found not guilty.
I received another ticket 20 days later, and my other case is pending. But I just saved a $184.75 speeding ticket (plus whatever my insurance company would have charged), so I figure other Californians might find the site useful.
The site informs you of things that you may not know. For example, I thought you had to go to court to plead not-guilty. Then spend another day in court to actually have your trial. You don't.
You file your Not Guilty plea by mail along with your bail. You request a Trial by Written Declaration. Then you submit your Declaration stating why you should be found Not Guilty. The court mails you the verdict. You never have to set foot in court and you don't have to waste time in traffic school.
I followed the instructions on http://ticketassassin.com/, and I was found not guilty.
I received another ticket 20 days later, and my other case is pending. But I just saved a $184.75 speeding ticket (plus whatever my insurance company would have charged), so I figure other Californians might find the site useful.
The site informs you of things that you may not know. For example, I thought you had to go to court to plead not-guilty. Then spend another day in court to actually have your trial. You don't.
You file your Not Guilty plea by mail along with your bail. You request a Trial by Written Declaration. Then you submit your Declaration stating why you should be found Not Guilty. The court mails you the verdict. You never have to set foot in court and you don't have to waste time in traffic school.
Last edited by gusmahler; 07-05-2005 at 05:20 PM.
07-05-2005 | 05:37 PM
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From that site, I found this "honoring shareware" list they have:
Specific Reasons to Honor our Shareware Agreement for Various Faiths
Christians: Thou shalt not steal. We understand that this is one of the Ten Commandments, applicable to both Christians and Jews. To violate this commandment is a mortal sin. You might go to hell for that, unless you're Catholic, in which case there is the possibility of Purgatory. Purgatory is a lot like Barstow, California: hot, boring, full of decrepit trailers. Enough said.
Jews: See above. Please be a mensch not a putz.
Hindus: Instant Karma's gonna get you if you do not honor our shareware accord. You will reincarnate as a bacon double-cheeseburger eaten by a hillbilly. He will bite into your cooked flesh with bad teeth while he fantasizes about his cousin's bodacious Ta-Ta's. Remember, despite his many nimble arms, Ganesh was not a thief. Please follow his example.
Moslems: There is one god, Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet. Mohammed did not steal. Why should you?
Buddhists: The bad karma accumulated by theft will, at minimum, delay your Enlightenment. Do you want to reincarnate as a hell being or hungry ghost?
Agnostics: There may or may not be a God monitoring your conduct. Why risk it?
Atheists: Ok, so you believe that there is no God. You believe that man is a wise animal and should be judged by the sum of his actions and words. How do you want to be remembered: as a thieving dung-flinging monkey or as an honorable monkey like Dr. Zaius?
Paranoid people: We know where you live. And since you visited our site, we now know every site you visited before this one. Yes, we have your cookies, pervert. All we have learned about you will remain secret, as long as your honor our deal.
:D
Specific Reasons to Honor our Shareware Agreement for Various Faiths
Christians: Thou shalt not steal. We understand that this is one of the Ten Commandments, applicable to both Christians and Jews. To violate this commandment is a mortal sin. You might go to hell for that, unless you're Catholic, in which case there is the possibility of Purgatory. Purgatory is a lot like Barstow, California: hot, boring, full of decrepit trailers. Enough said.
Jews: See above. Please be a mensch not a putz.
Hindus: Instant Karma's gonna get you if you do not honor our shareware accord. You will reincarnate as a bacon double-cheeseburger eaten by a hillbilly. He will bite into your cooked flesh with bad teeth while he fantasizes about his cousin's bodacious Ta-Ta's. Remember, despite his many nimble arms, Ganesh was not a thief. Please follow his example.
Moslems: There is one god, Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet. Mohammed did not steal. Why should you?
Buddhists: The bad karma accumulated by theft will, at minimum, delay your Enlightenment. Do you want to reincarnate as a hell being or hungry ghost?
Agnostics: There may or may not be a God monitoring your conduct. Why risk it?
Atheists: Ok, so you believe that there is no God. You believe that man is a wise animal and should be judged by the sum of his actions and words. How do you want to be remembered: as a thieving dung-flinging monkey or as an honorable monkey like Dr. Zaius?
Paranoid people: We know where you live. And since you visited our site, we now know every site you visited before this one. Yes, we have your cookies, pervert. All we have learned about you will remain secret, as long as your honor our deal.
:D
